Change something about your body

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by YankNBurn, Dec 20, 2007.

  1. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    If you could change just one thing about your body what would it be?

    Me, I would want a vagina, then the next time somebody told me to go fuck myself I really could, that would shut them up!
     
  2. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    just one thing? hmm...i guess i'd get rid of my body fat. that way, i'd be really thin and could eat all i wanted until i reached a normal weight again.

    i just love to eat way too much.
     
  3. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    body fat my ass lol
    unless you've been eating non-stop since you took your gallery pics.. then theirs no way your above average.
     
  4. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i want bigger tits
    and a more defined curve instead of "love handles"
    i'm working on the curve thing now that i got a gym membership
    but i'm gonna need a sugar daddy to buy me some breasts
     
  5. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    No matter how I look at this its great!

    I bought boobs. I paid for titty. I made boobs grow. I mean where is the downside to this whole thing?
     
  6. green faerie

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    lol, thank you. i'm not above average, but i do got a little itty bitty bitta giggle goin on now, i have kinda been eating non-stop. : P
     
  7. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    There is likely one little ripple if you don sit perfectly up straight and you think thats overage :D Im sure you look plenty fine still, stop thinking airbrushed magazines.
     
  8. wastingthedawn

    wastingthedawn *~Pure Light~*

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    well...you got more rack then I do already, but still-mine got a little bigger this year for some reason and I don't think I like it- so you can have the extra stuff from mine so I can be back to the way I was before. Everyone will benefit!

    However...we will have to do this with magik.!

    and will prob only go up a size or half a size...
     
  9. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    A more evolved brain.
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I know the spell for this I do I do...

    You have to rub your boobs together really fast, chanting I want to exchange I want to exchange all while video taping it then you must upload it for the world to see and then you will see it work. :D
     
  11. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    If you believe that then it is also true that when you graduate from college you are alowed to trade your degree in for another and I am no longer holding a computer science degree but rather a medical degree and I am now an OBGYN. ;)
     
  12. wastingthedawn

    wastingthedawn *~Pure Light~*

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    you are clearly very wise in sorcery :p
     
  13. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    thank you! :)
     
  14. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    haha this is embarrassing...but I don't care...

    I have a weird nipple. I'm sick of it.
     
  15. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    its not weird, its special! :)
     
  16. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Ugh Kevin is obsessed with it! he's always like, "let me touch it! let me see it!" Drives me nuts.
     
  17. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    fucking everything, stupid fucking body :boxing:
    er, yeah :whistling:
     
  18. WanderingSoul

    WanderingSoul Free

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    The only thing I would change is that I would have more muscle tone, especially in my booty, and I'm working on that. [​IMG]

    Oh, and maybe that my hair wasn't so damn thick. If I want it to look even halfway decent I have to get it cut and styled every couple months (at least) and I can't afford that. So most of the time I go around in ponytails, but I would really rather let it hang free. (I just got it cut though, so right now it's great!)
     
  19. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    :agree:
     
  20. lode

    lode Banned

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    Somedays I wish I had a prehensile tail. :D
     
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