Charlie Sheen Fired from Two and a Half Men!

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  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Well it finally hit the fan. Charlie Sheen, the highest paid actor on TV, has been fired as star of Two and a Half Men.

    Sorry Charlie! Only the best drug addicts get to be STAR*KIST!

    What will he do now? I think he can start his own drunken derelict channel.

    There seems to be a big demand for drunken coke and wife abusing actors.

    He can just do his Charlie Reality Show. Question is, will anyone want to watch this trainwreck in slow mo?
     
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    its a conspiracy..

    [​IMG]

    :p..
     
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    ah i heard about this *shakes head*
     
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    I find it amusing that one of charlie's buddies in all this is the Pizza guy from the show...

    I've seen him with Charlie the past few days. Guess no more tips for him for awhile...
     
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    Im just worried about the house maid moving back to Meth Alley... Maybe they can make a show about her at the trailer park.. Sheen could do a cameo..
     
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    As I remember she was doin' quite will with her home garden - enough to invest in Alan's ponzi scheme... So I wouldn't worry about her. And I'm sure she got paid more than scale for her time on 1 drug addict + 1 funny guy + 1 teenager.
     
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    Sheen responded to the news of his job loss in a statement to TMZ.com:

    "This is very good news," he said. "They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at [expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension – WTF :confused:



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    LMAO! "Silly Shirts" hahahaha.... Come on, Charlie, you LOVE those silly shirts and shorts! It's YOU, baby!

    I have a feeling Charlie is going to plateau real soon, and it's gonna be a LONG, LONG fall from there.

    All Warner needs to do is pull his reruns and he's gonna go broke pretty quick. Unless of course he's saved every penny, right?

    Here's a pic of Charlie off-set. Not much difference is there...

    [​IMG]
     
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    "Charlie Sheen": Two words that describe exactly what I want to be when I grow up.
     
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    Well right at this moment, he isn't really a winner at anything!
     
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  21. hotwater

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    I suspect in few years you’ll think differently when he lands his ass in jail for cocaine possession or DUI [​IMG]




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    If i was ever a TV star id probably also do drugs.
     
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    Ive done cocaine off a tv set..
     
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    Skip, Charlie is more spun than your avatar looks

    I'm hoping he'll be the next american idol judge...


    I think I would actually watch that show if he was on
     
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    Guess what is going to happen...

    Charlie, and his lifestyle are going to go on trial. In court, in the media, on the Internet, everywhere. His behavior and his lifestyle will be judged by many.

    If he can capitalize on the publicity of his feud with Warner Brothers, by keeping it in the media and expanding his own Charlie Sheen Empire, he could actually do fairly well.

    But I predict he will lose as the truth will finally prevail, and he will go to jail and/or pay a very hefty fine. The self-righteous of this land will make him their moral scapegoat.

    Should be interesting to watch, not just to find out what Charlie will do next or what will happen to him, but to understand just what is being put on trial, by whom with what goal, and what the public's response to it all will be...

    :sultan:
     
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    You gotta be in AA or NA to judge that show, right?

    Oh wait, I mean a reject from AA or NA...
     
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  33. MayQueen~420~

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    I agree with you there. All the media following you around all the time has got to be stressful and annoying.
     
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    NA reject would be a step up for him ;)
     
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  37. hahaha04

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    i dont even really know whats going on with Charlie Sheen, but im sick of people obsessing over it already. ha!
     
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    id watch a charlie sheen reality show. dude's good at making an ass of himself.

    jenna jameson said sheen used to stalk her on howard stern's show. didn't he beat up his ex wife or a hooker or something too?
     
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