chatastrophic circumstances

It stinks in here, but a good kind of stink. A my poop kind of stink.....

 

Was wondering what that was...

 

Watching war of the worlds now i realize how over rated tom cruise is

 

Yeah but it only smells good to me.

 

Yeah.... I noticed.

 

Amy Schumer makes my pants feel small

 

I got hit in the head so hard today that i blacked out for a few seconds, like when you get hit so hard everything turns black, then when you regain vision you're just confused as hell and don't know what happened... afterwards i felt literally dizzy and light headed for hours... It was weird because it felt kind of good i felt really floaty and high, except the massive headache ruined it... if it wasn't for the headache that shit would have been amazing

maybe i hit a certain part of my head that causes those nice floaty high effects with drugs, and it just set it off... haha i have no clue what i'm talking about.. But now i have a massive lump and a headache that just wont go away, it sucks...

 

head trauma... dizziness... headache... sounds like a mild concussion

 

^^^ This ^^^

 

I think it was some sort of concussion because ever since it happened i could barely keep my eyes open, i'm trying not to fall asleep as i'm typing this.. But i've heard you aren't supposed to let yourself sleep with a concusion? i don't know why

my vision was really weird for a long while after it happened too, its still a little foggy.. but its weird because my head feels more or less numb than pain, you'd think it'd hurt a lot if it was serious

 

could be a tumor

i'm beat

 

You aren't supposed to fall asleep because you may never wake up...

 

lol couldn't that be said with anything though? If it were going to kill me it'd kill me regardless if i was awake or not. That's like somebody being extremely ill or something and being like "dude, just don't fall asleep and everything will be alright..."

I think i'm good though, just really tired with an insane headache. My visions still so weird, if i turn my head i see slight image trails, and i keep seeing flashing lights or something bright out of the corner of my eyes. My eyes are like throbbing in my head, like behind my eyes...

I didn't even take any tylenol or anything though so that's probably the only reason i still have a headache, nothing a few pills and a good nights sleep won't cure i hope haha

 

who hit you?

 

I could totally make up some badass story right now but in all honesty, i was just being a retard.. messing around on this huge flight of cement stairs infront of my friends, but i tripped backwards and somehow got massive air and went flying down like 5-6 stairs before even hitting the rest, then i rolled down quite a few more until i got stopped by smacking the back of my head right on this big metal pipe.

And of course everyone was watching, including my girlfriend, and they were all worried and like "are you okay?!" so obviously i had to force out a laugh and be like "did you guys see that?! that was so crazy... anywaays *changes subject as if nothing happend*"

hahaha

 

lulz
back in 9th grade one of my friends got bit by a dog and made up this story about how he got jumped by like punk rocker kids and told our whole science class and then the teacher of the class (who was our also our football coach) found out it was a fake story and made him stand in front of the entire class and made him tell the real story

 

if TNS was here, he'd remember the time I fell out the tree stand and I came back to post about it, bleeding for hours, with a bruises that didnt heal for months.. ya .. I was high..

 

I Hope You Didn't Damage The Stairs...



Cheers Glen.

 

Hahaha that would be the most horrible embaressing moment ever for that kid... how does a dog bite even resemble marks you'd get from getting jumped? Maybe the teacher was the only one smart enough to realise this and knew he was lying haha, poor kid... i'd be to humiliated to go back to school after that

That's what i call dedication, coming on here to hipforums to make a post while still bleeding from an injury that just happened

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJpf6tidn0&feature=related"]News Anchor FAIL Compilation 2012 || PC - YouTube