chatastrophic circumstances

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  1. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    ugh... what a long.. but fun 7 days
     
  2. deleted

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    missed you ..
     
  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    You need to drink more... It's in the genes. :2thumbsup:


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  4. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    welcome back joker, fishing trip??

    this weed is unreal.. i smoked a tiny pinch 5 hours ago and im still buzzed
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    I figured ya'll thought I died....

    Thurs-Sun morning I was out of town bartending a festival with a co-worker.. we each made close to $700 and all we did was get drunk.. high.. ate ganja food.. and served people drinks for 3 days.. Was the easiest and funnest $700 I've ever made... There was this crazy dude named Kyle that was an absolute riot.. Saturday morning he challenged me to a round of paper rock scissors.. best 2 out of 3.. loser had to eat a mouth full of ketchup.. Dude lost.. He laid down and this girl squirted it into his mouth.. it had been sitting in the sun all day long.. she missed and got it in his eyes and ears.. and eventually in his mouth...

    then monday-today me and the gf went camping in the northwoods of wisconsin.. was fun.. boarded the dog so i didn't have to deal with his black ass... pictures to come from both events soon.. i'm beat
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I had a red car once

    one night after work i painted it black

    very few people know the reason why :leaving: (no one got hurt though)
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i even painted the windows...it was easier to just clean the paint off with a blade the next day when it dried
     
  8. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    So about a month ago... i was leaning out my window smoking a joint, and there are these two apartment buildings directly across from our house, very very close.. and i can see many windows from my bedroom window... turns out, one of the windows is somebodies bathroom window, right infront of their shower... So i was smoking away, looking into the sky, at the stars... then i look around, to make sure nobodies watching me (paranoia kicking in)

    out of the corner of my eye i see something moving around, so i look... it was this completely butt naked chick getting out of the shower?! I saw everything... i must be gay because the first thing i did was jump away from the window, almost dropping my joint, saying "hooly shit?!" while closing my blinds... i didnt want her seeing me thinking i'm some creepy peeper... that wasn't my intention at all, i was simply smoking weed...

    I quickly go back to the window soon after (my joints still lit and stinking up my room) and she's gone...

    Fast forward to last week... I was smoking from an apple bowl, out my window :p i see the same person in the same window, but she was literally leaving the second i got to my window to smoke, but she was completely naked again! And i was standing there like "WTF!? Again?! Holy shit!" i thought it was a rare event that would never happen again after that first time... And so i started to smoke, and not even a minute later some chick opens up her blinds, in a window that is directly below the window i saw the naked girl in the first two times...

    So this random other girl opens up this other window in a different apartment, i thought nothing of it other than "i hope she doesn't see me smoking" yet i continued anyways... A few minutes later i see her walk by completely naked for a split second!

    And i'm honestly just standing there like "what... the...fuck?! :eek:"

    that's 3 times now, and this shit isn't even intentional! i'm just trying to smoke some weed here and these girls keep getting naked?! I feel like such a creeper, but it's not like i have anything to do with this..

    it got me thinking, my blinds are usually always open.. i wonder how many people see me... probably lots..
     
  9. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    man it's stormin like crazy outside.. just had some hail.. crazy lightening.. winds.. down pouring like no other..
     
  10. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    I love storms!!!


    Good Morning Rolling!!
     
  11. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    lol...morning gg.....
     
  12. KevinH

    KevinH Just Floating Here

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  13. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    just came from my doctors appointment where i convinced her to sign my papers....ya you heard it...i will be legal quite soon

    yabba fuckin dabba fuckin doo

    pain pain
    grow away
    fix my back
    on harvest day


    i just made that up
     
  14. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    was awesome yesterday
     
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    pretty..
     
  16. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    i probably took 100 pictures of it or more cuz it just kept going and changing colors, sitting on the patio smoking a big doobie:ssmokeit:
    la la la
     
  17. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Good afternoon nice a cool herre today nice little breeze comming through
     
  18. broony

    broony Banned

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    I need to disappear into the mountains and be taught how to meditate by a old wise monk.
    Then come home two or three weeks later...
     
  19. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Go to thailand
     
  20. broony

    broony Banned

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    i need to do something, their are these demons if u want to call it...i don't know how to shake them off. their is a part of me that has always felt dead inside...i try and try to revive it, but its a losing battle...the sadness and anger will not let go. i get pushed and pushed. these are the times when nobody can understand even those closest to you.
     
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