Chav joke

How much do chavs pay for shampoo?

Pantene.

 

Why is 4 chav's driving of a cliff in a Nova a shame ????

A Nova sets 5


Wht do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet ???

Sorted

 

hahaha are there any chav's on here?

 

There are but they don't post much..cuz they are shagging in some door way [i imagine].

 

Or standing on a freezing corner of a road drinkin cider - smoking fags without coughing up. Or at argos buying their bling that will turn green lovely

 

I think i was a chav once...

Or baby britneys earings

 

It's not big and it's not clever. Am I going to have to come around and remove the apostrophe key from your computer?

 

Bring it on biach?

 

Excuse me, but I'm a chav and am extremely offended! No, not really.

Why would you hear two bangs when a chav gets run over? 'cause you have to get onto the curb to hit the bastard.

How do you know when a chav has an orgasm? She drops her chips.

 

Hahahahaha nice one - there are some chavs outside my house now standing - shall i shout these jokes at them and see what they do lol.

 

ooh thank fuck for that. You can do it when you try!

 

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Yep, VERY near you. Pantene - just happens to sound very much like the chav way (well at least for the east london and essex chavs) of saying £1.10

And I very much doubt there'd be chavs on here, which is why I can get away with making lots of jokes about them. Good, innit!

 

I never got those two either... I am not a hippie i am here

 

What do you say to a chav at work?
Big Mac please.
that one makes me laugh the most because when the roughest glue sniffing chav from my school left she got a job at macdonalds!!i think she got fired though which makes it more fun

 

the running over one implies that you'd go onto the curb to hit them, thus insinuating that you deliberately ran them over

 

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how does a chav turn on the light after sex?

they open the car door!

 

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