Check this out this is WEIRD! (Outside my house)

Alright lets start by saying.. im super stoned.. mind trippin kinda stoned which is bomb digity. I just watched some Planet Earth in HD.. and that shit is crazy.. anyway I went outside to let my dog out and ive always noticed this weird spot in the driveway a few steps from my door. It always looks wet, and its been there for weeks and theres no water around it (Or anything leaking). So I decided to check it out..

Its really sticky.. it feels like spilt soda when its only dried and not cleaned. It gets your feet sticky enough to make leaves and such stick to your feet. Its pretty much transparent exept the dark tint. It never goes away, storms of water makes no difference. Its the weirdest shit ever.. and I cant possibly think of how it got there...

or am I just like stupid baked right now.. sombody give me an explination for this lol.

 

alien piss

 

haha you must be so high right now

 

that's some weird shit dude i don't know what to tell you heh

have you put any fertilizer on your grass that might have gotten on the pavement and left a mark like that?

 

the truth has been spoken.

stand above the alien piss...look up into the sky...and chant. then simply wait to be abducted. have a nice day =]

 

haha yeah... lol at least someone else is baffled by it other then me.. i dont feel so stupid.

seriously though its like never gonna go away its kinda anoying and ugly.. the weirdest part is the shape its in, it doesnt look like something was spilt or even melted.

 

The scene of a massive slug orgy.

 

LMFAO!!! :rofl:

 

hahaha that was fuggin funny..

 

exactly!

 

Did you try cleaning it? Stupid question, but you never know...

 

try a pressure washer, they make "water sweeper" attachments for the garden hose. it must have been liquid at one point, it stops at the crack.

 

alien blood

 

My bad.

 

bear cum.

your sister was jerking off the neighbors bear.

 

Well actualy if you look at the picture it doesnt exactly stop at the crack, it goes a little past it, all i can think of is that mabye it flooded it a little and it rose above the crack.. i wouldnt think it would do that though because to the left of the picture is a steep little hill it could drain off..

Its an apartment place.. I shouldnt of said 'house'. but its just a little one story so it kinda feels like a house. I defintly wouldnt want to clean anything because im lazy.. and I dont own the place anyway lol. I would complain but it seems way too petty.

 

It's moisture from the ground seaping through the cracks. You sidewalk needs to be replaced.

 

I have one of those too! I thought it was from one time when at 4AM I poured vegetable oil there (long story) and it stained it or something, but a bad sidewalk would make sense too.

 

Taste it.

 

How could it be moisture though it never dries and its not even wet.. its like some kind of glue.