Chilling after a long Night Shift.' ' After a hard day's work I sit glancing at my sailboat painting, on my couch, after a night shift at 2 am, got Doritos and Cold Coronas on the table to munch on these lighted hours of the night. A Jerry Springer episode is nonchalantly on at TV, while I thought about calling one of my co worker friends for a pub run chilling session. I let that dilemma casually linger on my head while I put on some AC/DC and chow on my Doritos and Corona. If I were a pipe smoker, this would be the perfect bliss of the night to ponder how I've been getting the upperhand at one of my pesky feminist supervisors today, what a skank haha. Now would be the perfect time to go to Denny's right now or some gas station run right now and casually flirt with the cute baristas and gas station attendance and pass some good vibes. Not until I call up my romanticize buddy first like I said and have to play Counselor, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Priest about his relationship ramblings with his girlfriend Sarah and love triangle with John or some crap like that which he is obsessed about. I'm glad to help buddy. So I sit here letting my mind daze for a bit, I think I'll crank call a few cool laid back buddies to work on my social skills and calibration and also cool female platonic friends. Platonic female friends are great for Japanese Sushi house grill night in the weekends after a long week, you can just BS, have a good time and take in their nice feminine aura to ground you a little bit. Time for some Jack Daniels mixed with Coke to relax and get this Political feminist office vibe off of me while I crank up some Jerry Springer, peacefully in the middle of the night.'