Scientists Say We’ve Finally Reached Quantum Supremacy. For Real This Time! This is very embarrassing, and the article is delicate about the subject, but the Chinese just became the first to achieve Quantum Supremacy! It's like landing on the moon first, but much more expensive with today's market. Donald Duck will have to consult with his lawyers.
But The Big Quacker wants Quantum Supremacy too! Whatever that is. If Xi can have it, he wants it too! Except his will be bigger and more beautiful. He will name it The Trump Supremacy. He will issue a commemorative coin to honor it and himself, however it will be quantum sized, and only exist if you believe it exists. Only $47 per quantum! Buy now! Limited quantities. These will soon be worth millions even billions!