Choose one.

I'll give you two options, Hip Forums. You must choose one of them.

1) A mission to the moon of Jupiter called Europa, where a liquid ocean is known to exist and complex life is VERY likely to dwell.

OR​

2) Gay rights are equalised for every country on Earth, each nation treating gay couples the same as straight ones.


Which one do you choose?


For me, it would be the first option. I'm sure that there's life on Europa, and if there were, they would be freaking SQUID-PEOPLE. How hardcore is that!? Also, gay rights will eventually be the same for each country on Earth, it'll just take a bit.

 

what are you 12

 

No, I just think aliens are fucking awesome.


FUCKING ALIENS, MAN. HOLY SHIT.

 

so isn't this kind of a loophole allowing you to choose both?

i'm undecided.

 

Duuude.

Squid-people. Shaking your hand with their squggly tentacles.


Do it.

 

D. all of the above

equal gay rights for europian squid lesbians!

 

"Girl, I'd break off my mating tentacle in your sperm-retrieving orifice."
"Uhh. I'm a lesbian.
"Oh. Awkward. I'mma go swim over there for awhile."

 

I need more information


basically...is there coffee on Europa?..and do i get to be the only man there with all the squidchicks?

 

I guess 2. You forgot to mention that the liquid ocean on Europa is methane at colder than minus 200 degrees C.

 

What are you talking about? Europa's oceans are liquid saltwater.

 

oh my bad.. i was thinking of something else

 

how do you know they're squids, and not creepy eel-people or something?

 

2 I'm just lazy. 2nd option seems like less work on my part

 

I'm homophobic and xenophobic.

I can't imagine anything more frightening than a gay squid monster from Europa.

Although that does sound like the plot of this Japanese cartoon I watched this time.

 

"Harro mr squid monster you are so kuwaii ^_________^"
"No, wait. Wh-what are you doing with that tenta-- NOOOO!"

The plot of every hentai ever.

 

Maybe they're just big blobs. Who knows?

 

I choose 1) because I don't care much about gay rights.

 

I choose neither. I am in favor of centaurs having the same rights as people, so I am focusing on that. It's just a matter of time. Centaurs UNITE!

 

um....this is such a hard decision! :alien:

 

Neither; but I highly recommend the film Europa, Europa, about a Jewish boy separated from his family in war torn Germany; who poses as a German orphan and eventually becomes a Hitler Youth.

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