Christmas is comming early.

Or late.

A friend sent me a package for X-mas. I never got it.

Then today, Get an email, and she says she got my package sent back. It's being sent again to the new address.

Heres hoping it isn't a cake.

 

there's a hack saw in the cake...

 

Coming.

 

cumming

 

Or that.

 

Those look like dildos in that Mario screen shot.

 

so she sent it in the mail 9ish months ago and just now got it back because it was unsendable? someone's been using that gift for several months now...

 

lets hope it isn't a dildo....

 

christmas is experiencing premature ejaculation

 

much like lode

 

I bet you're licking your lips

here you go Matt, enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_y64XlimhM&feature=related

 

that was hot, but way too short
not enough to make me cum, just enough to leave me randy
whats the point?

 

You fuckin' cum bubble.

How did you come across that???

 

is it from last year?

 

I youtubed Dante's Cove