Circumcision is the mark of the beast!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Raving Sultan, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    And you all thought it was a computer chip. Fooled by the devil again. Like samson's strength came from his hair, your soul is in the tip of your penis!
     
  2. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Haha oh damn! :rolleyes:
     
  3. bandit28

    bandit28 Member

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    Where do these people get this crap? I love it when uniformed and uneducated morons come in here and try to pass off crap like it is real.
     
  4. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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  5. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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    circumcision is the mark of a covenant between jehovah and the sons of israel...





    dolt...

    ;)
     
  6. critter

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    I'd be willing to bet Raving Sultan is uncirced and angry enough about it to post such a thread as such. I couldn't be wrong here.
     
  7. Sera Michele

    Sera Michele Senior Member

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    What's so bad about being uncirced? It's no reason to be angry.

    Anyway, social security, credit cards, micro-chips, tattoos....they are all marks of the beast to someone out there. And I am sure there is plenty more.
     
  8. NailFog

    NailFog Banned

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    I agree. A penis is a penis is a penis. Some just wear baggy clothing.
     
  9. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    literally speaking, the mark was to be planted on the head or hand. some take this to be an ACTUAL mark, other's take it more symbolically to mean thoughts and actions. neither involve the foreskin.
     
  10. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    i never got to choose.
     
  11. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    Everybody's got a Social Security no. right? If there ever was a 'mark' that would be it.
     
  12. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    good one, i like it.
     
  13. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Its supposed to be some mark in the forehead area, like a little red one or something to signify 'been through the fire that burns away the bad'. Eaten the fruit of knowledge (pyrus malus) and realized that the bad fire (knowledge) is Good (kids don't normally like their first sip of scotch or coffee). Ignorance being burned away can be painful, but it is a good thing.
     
  14. Brocktoon

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    I think this poster is on to something.
    Circumcision was the 'shadow' of the real innocent blood sacrifice to come (Calvary)
    Although there is no law against Christians continuing the practice, Jewish customs (promoted by both actual ethnic Jews and mostly Puritan Legalists) began to renew this Middle-Eastern practice in the USA and Southern Canada and N.Z.

    In that case (circa 1930's) they described baby boys foreskins as causing masterbation and fornication.
    Then recommended amputating and throwing away this 'Sinful' body part.

    So now what does this make Calvary?

    It implies Jesus was 'Morally Unhygenic' and needed to be killed to 'protect us from Jesus'.

    The ultimate insult and abomination!

    The fact that it involves cutting open babies genitals also makes it pretty muthafugging evil too.

    The problem with the theory though....
    The Practice of Circumcising girls is only practiced in a dozen or so countries (for hygeine reasons)
    For boys its still common in the Middle East of course - but now almost only in the USA and some parts of Canada and is disappearing as a practice in those regions.

    The Mark of the Beast would surely include more than just 2% (and declining) of the worlds population wouldnt it?

    Im with Blackguard on this though.. never mind whether its Satanic of not - too many Southern Canadian men had absolutely no choice in the matter (particularly in the 70's and 80's)
    If you want to do body modification when your 19 - then go for it, but at least let it be OUR choice to do it to OUR bodies.

    What was this thread about again?
     
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