Clear Cutting

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by YankNBurn, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I think its a blast to go out and fire up my stihl 044magnum and just rip thru them trees. Knowing I totally destroyed things that are older than Iam and the fact the the landscape is now changed for lord knows how many years just fills me with this awesone power. If I had the energy I would clear cut everyday, large tracts of woods. I thought maybe a good idea would be to invest in one of those tractor cutters so I could rip alot of land. I could almost hear them old suckers slamming to the ground to rot now.

    By the way this was a pure bull section and the above is actually PURE BULL! I dont have a chainsaw and am never home to use one even if I did own one and the final fact is I have no reason to cut wood so would not waste the time.

    I can just feel the blood pressures dropping.
     
  2. marbchic

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    i have a beaver






    that's no bull
     
  3. Samhain

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    well I just think its damned irresponsible, putting up a post like that, you know full well people come on the internet just to get ideas, I think you should amend your post right away.
    I feel really sorry for young people today that have nothing better to do with their time than influence others on the internet



    now that WAS bull
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  4. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Me young, OMG, I feel so so good now!
     
  5. Samhain

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    it did kinda sound like the type of post a sixteen year old would make, just bask in the warm glow and enjoy it!
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  6. themnax

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    there are vogons among us.

    =^^=
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  7. Samhain

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    is that from babylon 5? i'm buying my partner the complete collection for his birthday
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  8. DarkLunacy

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    Yes because shooting trees is so much worse than shooting up drugs, which I assure you our youth is not doing these days. I mean its not like I could go out and find any drug I wanted in half an hours time. This nonsence is whats wrong with the youth today, and you should be ashamed
     
  9. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    I am ashamed.I don't seem to be able to say anything of any significance this morning.

    I just want to learn more about Morbchics beaver

    see what I mean?

    - useless
     
  10. White Scorpion

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    Vogons are vile, ignorant, bureaucratic, space-travelling creatures. They are responsible for the destruction of planet Earth in order to make space for an inter-gallactic highway. They're particularly notorious for their dreadful poetry and if you ever come across one, it is highly advised that you should never, under any circumstances, allow one to read his poetry for you.

    They're from a humorous SF book called A Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by the late Douglas Adams. I recommend reading it. It's lite reading, but entertaining.

    Anyway, why am i talking serious in a bull thread. Shame on me. I guess it's my half Vogon blood... prepare to read my poetry earthling scumbags...
     
  11. DarkLunacy

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    Yes but I wouldnt call the book 'light' reading... The unabridged versions like tome
     
  12. White Scorpion

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    I was referring to the original book any not any sequels, or variations of it.
     
  13. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    Its still a pretty heafty book isnt it? I havent picked it up/seen it in years... I just remeber it being big, long, and funny
     
  14. Samhain

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    oh really........ sorry this is pure bull after all
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  15. White Scorpion

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    I haven't read the other books in the series yet, but the one I read was brilliant. Anyway bro, we're supposed to be talking pure bull, as Samhain has pointed out :)

    Does anyone else think that if you genetically cross the DNA of a Galapagos sea turtle with a human, you would prolong the average life-span?
     
  16. DarkLunacy

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    Oh oh oh... I thought I was in character as the asshole who talks off topic.... You guys just missed the irony of it all I suppose >_>
     
  17. Samhain

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    if you like irony I have loads, if you want, remember to put the steam on to do me smalls
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  18. themnax

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    hitchiker's guide to the galaxy and it's sequils.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  19. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    well - just for you guys,I put a copy of the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy on a gate post and shot three fucking holes throught that goddamn book.Then a vogon landed and stuck a babel fish into my ear and now I understand what he was saying - don't panic
     
  20. White Scorpion

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    Nice one rq. Tis better to shoot books than the living. Without the living there wouldn't be any books to shoot.
     
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