My closest call was when I came home with my friend who was going to spend the night. We had just got done smoking some really good headies, so we were really stoned. I walked into my kitchen where my dad was doing the dishes and said, "Oh I like the new set up (of the towels)" and he goes "Uhh... they've been like that for two weeks... are you alright??" and my friend calls from my room "JOHN!!" (my name) very quickly and way too urgently. A little while later I was walking to the living room and saw my dad was watching a sports game so I asked him who was playing, and he asked me to repeat myself, so my friend yells "JOHN!!" again, and it's the sketchiest thing ever. Haha I love stoned friends that just make it worse. But for some reason he didn't bust me, either that or he didn't care Anyone have any good close call stories?
over christmas me and two friends smoked in my backyard like 15 minutes before my parents come home from renewing their licences. my dad tryed t make the same license pice as four years ago and it was the exact same. so he shows me and my friends and they start laughing, then the stop short and look freaked out. so we are watching that 70s show and they start craciing up under their breath and cant stop lauging as my parents are in the next room. and then we just get up and leave to get pizza.
I just had one tonight. I was on my back porch smoking earlier. When I was repacking my piece I saw a light go on and someone start to open the back door. A wave of "oh fuck" went over me and I started walking towards the side of the house. I hadn't quite made it yet when the door opened. I looked back and said, "hello?". No answer, door shuts, hear it get locked, light turnes off. "What the fuck just happened?" I looked inside my house through a side window and saw my mom pick up her phone and I feel my phone vibrating on my leg. Immediate reaction, stash pipe and all shit. "Hello?" "Where are you?" "I'm outide looking at the stars, why did you lock the back door?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were out there, I'll unlock it. Can you let the dog out before you go to bed?" "Sure, send her out" I called over my dog from the door and started to walk around with her. After about 5 minutes I repacked and smoked some more. Freaky as Fuck.