collecting things

do you guys collect anything? i just started collecting snapple bottle caps


i have about 9 of them...

 

ink containers...i have about 84 ink container from different periods...i even have an ink container used by Ceausescu

 

when i was a child i collected thoughs garfield books, had about 30-40 of them.


i dont collect anything anymore...except maybe guitars, i have 5 of them, but ones busted...i want to collect many different instruments

 

The only thing I collect is music.
And I think I'm doing a damn good job of it.

 

fred penner has a song about collection...its called "Collections" oddly enough

 

Right now I'm trying to collect a fine coat of dirt on my car.

 

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Hi.
Whatcha doin'?
Wanna catch a movie later?
Ok...
So, what show?
8:30?
Cool, So, I'll pick you up at 7 and we can get some dinner first.
Oh, the pool-boy's there?
No, I understand, you can see the pool-boy.
Oh, you're seeing the pool-boy.
Yeah, well rot in hell and all that.
Bye.

 

Snapples great... I used to drink it a lot and now I haven't in a while... I knew there was something missing from my life.

 

Getting fresh? Sorry, KJ has dibs on me.

 

Today I've been collecting bumps in my head. But other than that.. no, I don't collect anything.

 

No.
I was talking to my wife...
Well, ex-wife now.
Apparently she had a thing for crack cocaine-addicted illegal Mexicans.

 

What happened?

 

when i was a student i collected cones, i had orange ones, ones that got hurt by the cars i had loads but my dad made me get rid of them and i didnt know it was illegal and damn it i dont care i want my cones back

 

Weird things. First, a cannon type of thingy that shoots tennis balls at you attacked me. Then I had a small disagreement with a car door. Then some little kid threw a rock at me (kids are mean!! ) and it hit me right on the head. And what else.. oh yea, then a friend of mine (I think I need new friends.. ) hit my forehead with his elbow. Said it was an accident.. Uh huh.

 

Damn! We're you at least playing tennis?

That sounds like an excuse to stay home and hide under the covers to me.

 

Can't think of anything I collect.

 

Girl's hearts...you 'ol stud, you!

 

Hehe, I was but then it just reminded me why I have always disliked tennis.

It also sounds like an excuse to become a cranky old lady who smells like rotten eggs and gives kids poisoned candy.

 

Lmao, true..

 

Is that so?