Coming Stoned On First Day

Hey.

My eighth grade year starts on Wednesday and I want to come stoned on the first day just for kicks. I figure the only thing I'll have to do is find my classes and do some 'about me' shit so being high won't make much of a difference.

What I'm wondering is how much I should do. I was planning on doing a joint of some really (really) good weed, but the thing is I get really really stoned when I do a bowl or two from my bong. I'm not sure how high I'll be after a joint that's fairly well packed and I don't want to be unbelievably stoned when I get on the bus.

P.S. Please don't post a reply saying "you're too young to be smoking weed." I know you're gonna say it.

 

Well depends do you want to be so stoned that the minute the teacher says whats your name you laugh like an idiot
or do you wanna be all chill..... MMmm actually more importan question Can you hang high at school.?

I went to school high everyday for 3months straight my teachers knew they didnt care

 

I used to blaze before 8th grade.
man I never worried about how much to toke
I just toke until I can't anymore..
...then walk thru the sea of intent, floating.

middle school is a sham. so is high school. drop out and do something good for the world. don't listen to propaganda. peace

 

It also depends on your weed tolerance man, but definintly go for it. I'd say couple'a jays of that good shit an' then take off for school.
:sifone:

 

pack like 8 grams and toke that shit then black out while your standing up when they wake you up go oh i forgot i smoke lots of weed

 

just smoke as much as you want. the first day is normally super easy

 

just get good and blazed. i would smoke 2 or 3 bowls of that good weed your talking about. middle school is useless though if i smoked in 8th grade i would go to school blazed everyday. hav fun just dont bring any ganj to school and if you do keep it on the dl. and dont fall asleep!

 

A joint or 2 should be fine. You dont need to be super stoned (unless you want to)

 

Get high out of ur mind put some eye drops in and pretend to keep your eyes open wide all the time. Who cares how stoned u are!!!!

 

i used to get stoned every day before school.
it was fun as fuck and seemed to make the day go faster.


the only bad thing was it seemed like everyone was looking at you and knew you were high haha

 

im doing the same thing! my friend chris is picking me and my friend logan up (cause hes the only one who has an actual drivers license) and were gonna get really high and take some robo. should make for an interesting first day of school

 

you gotta. haha. me and my friends are doin blunt sesh before first day of school

its a joke anyway, full of rubrics

 

god you guys might as well drop out.

dxm and public school?

I swear to god America is breeding Zombies.

Or trying to . .
BREAK FREE!
RUN!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Classic stoner paranoia. I used to get that way when stoned around strangers..... actually I still do. oh well, one of the few "negative" side effects of MJ

 

As long as weed doesn't effect other aspects of your life like grades and shit ( gotta have at least C+ average) then who cares? It's your life to live.

 

no america is breeding idiots.. and it disgusts me.. seems like somethin in the 90s turned all children pert near retarded

 

I could not agree more. You will and or may regret this later in life. I will say that I understand why you are going to do it and why you plan on going in on your first day stoned, I myself thought school was a joke but all it will take is someone telling on you if they find out and then they will make an example out of you. It would suck for you to get suspended or expelled from school on your first or any day for that matter. I know alot of teachers are always looking to take someone down on the first day and give them that power over you. It would fuck up your life for real. I am all for getting stoned but think about it you have plenty of time to do so. And, yes, I will say you are to young but I am not you and I am not your father so I don't know you well enough to really talk about it. All I know is that in my almost 40 years of life I am happy that I started smoking later. I don't think I would be where I am today if I was a stoner in high school. Eighth grade is worse. I don't expect you to stop but make it a weekend thing, I understand the preasure of school. Good Luck and Happy Hunting.

 

Cool, smoke a fuckin gram the same morning go in blazed off your ass and have a good day.

 

should smoke like 200 grams so that you can turn into a spirit they wont even see you anymore so you would have nothing to worry about make sure you make a foil hat also GOOD LUCK SOLDIER

 

yeah smoke that shit.
just make sure you dont smell like mary jane.