coming up with some money....

I wondering if anyone had any ideas on coming up 2500 dollars by the 15th of jan?

I can only think of drug selling.. not really wanting to go that way.

 

Drugs, blood, prostitution

Nah, could try becoming a bit of a lab rat. They do clinical tests on various new drugs quite often, which people obviously get paid to do.

May just have to sign your life away, and hope you don't either die or see you limbs start falling off

A friend of mine made a bit of money doing this anyways.

 

yeh thats what i figure it would come down to.....

 

armed robbery--bugulary---old fashioned drug dealing----quick cash is usually illegal cash---or offer a lottery for a car----you have no car but keep the ticket money---told u all my ideas are scandalous

 

I assume you've tried getting a job.
Buy a million lottery tickets? :-D
Nah, the clinical studies are an interesting idea.
Sell stuff on Amazon.

 

I need 2500 by Jan.10th

 

guys i only need 1400!

 

what do you need the money for sell your nut you make a lot of money but you have to do a drug test so i dont know if its for you

 

Have you got a webcam bro?

Jacking off on camera for old gay men can earn you massive bucks. Unless they choose to go "cam to cam", you don't actually have to see them so you could easily imagine that it's Grace Slick or Beyonce on the receiving end.

Get paid to stroke your pole all day, you'd be a fool not to pursue such a worthy enterprise.

 

what
the
fuck

 

dont i need a licence to do that? or pay a facking company to be advertised?

 

sell your organs

 

Don't think so, just look for a website.

I'm totally joking by the way, but that doesn't mean it's not viable.

 

I know you were joking....but i was still curious!

 

I wasn't joking...start with the kidneys,liver and lungs...I don't think the brain will fetch much

 

you could keep getting your girlfriend pregnant, and selling the stemcells to groups for illegal research .

i know what your thinking..........Dood it would take atleast 7 or 8 months to get viable stem cells and by that time it will be too late! YES! BUT! Certain types of stem cells are worth over $10,000. now if your makeing 10,000 dollars every 7-8 months for the next ten years. in 40 years or so they will have invented a time machine....and guess who will have the gwap to use one? thats right. youll have mad dough. enough to use the time machine PLUS have enough left over to pay your debt.

 

or your Geeeeetar...

 

that's the best idea i have ever heard

 

I love blackie!

I will never sell her!

 

Maybe he can sell some of these little blue squares he keeps sending me


Thanks for not leaving a bunch of curse words this time..you're growing up a little...your Mom would be proud