Common misconceptions people make about you.

Lately 80% of new people I meet think that I am here training to fight Muay Thai. Now this either means that I am getting stronger looking or my face looks like it regularly takes a pounding.

Either way, I find it amusing how wrong they can be.

What are some of the things that people often guess wrongly about you?

 

That I'm not from around here, lol.

 

That I'm dead.

 

That I am actually olhippie54's younger, better looking, prick of a brother.

 

Prick I can understand. Better looking?

 

People assume that because I find everything funny and that I smile all the time that I am a super happy, nice person. For that reason, the kind of Smiths fan, fishnet stocking, glasses wearing depressed girls that I tend to like don't really go for me.

 

Well it is a misconception...

 

Most people either think I'm a dumb lazy pothead or that I'm an innocent virgin never done drugs good girl.
I like to think i'm somewhere in between. Eh, who am I kidding. I'm a dumb lazy pothead. For now.

 

Idiots! I think you would've been a fantastic boyfriend during my fishnet stocking depressio days.

 

that I am going to snap and kill them.

 

That's what I thought!!!

 

Why do you like depressed girls? That's kinda weird.

 

That I'm a slut. I don't know why people think that, lol. I've been with ONE guy in the past 3 and a half years and don't plan on raising that number (I'd say how many total, which isn't much more than that, but I really don't think I owe that sort of information to anyone). We've been in a steady monogamous relationship since June of '05. And if my pics are the reason, he's the one who takes most of them!

 

They're needy.

 

Well, it just means that I have to put in a bit of extra work. I am seeing a girl tomorrow who strikes me as particularly down about life and the universe and I have to find a way to ease my way in before I frighten her with my positivity and childlike enthusiasm. Sadly, I don't think starting up conversations about the fact that I own all of Joy Division's records will work on her. Advice plz.

 

I expect that this would be very useful to you when you want something.

 

And it gives him a chance to say, "There, there, dear, cheer up, Facey Poo is here!!".

 

Let her talk. Girls' favorite subjects is first themselves.

 

You should learn Muay Thai

Get Tony Jaa to train you

 

So, Ramona, tell me about yourself.