Condom!

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by mathmatt, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. mathmatt

    mathmatt Member

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    Hi all!

    I got some condoms from school today to masturbate with. What are your best ideas for masturbating with a condom and getting the most out of it? I already plan to use some of them to put on an object for masturbating anally. Also, I'm circumcised, so foreskin-related tips are out.
     
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  3. guitarhero21

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    Man! Sex ed must have really changed in the last few years!! They gave you condoms for the purpose of you masturbating??!!
     
  4. S-word

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    Before masturbating, clean out your ears, you want to be able to hear if your mother's coming, not if you are.
     
  5. hitman73

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    Man o man. Why do they give you condoms to masturbate into? They give you condoms to practice safe sex, not to wank into.
    But if no sex is on the horizon, you may as well find an imaginative way to wank into them! Try making a nice soft toy out of a dish glove and a towel? Use lube.
     
  6. hitman73

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    LOL. What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are wanking? Your ears!
     
  7. S-word

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    Talking about condoms, I heard two of my young great grandchildren, who had come to visit, talkin the other day. The four year old said to his three years old sister, "Hey! I just found a condom in popies old ice chest down the back.' And his three year old sister replied, Wha, what, whaaats an icebox."
     
  8. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    this is empirically speaking incorrect.
     
  9. PineMan

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    Actually I remember when my biology teacher handed out condoms to the boys back in the mid 70s, for much the same purpose (so as to become used to the feel of them), and made the national scandal sheets because of it. These days, and quite rightly so, it's just part of the standard educational synopsis.
     
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    What school you go to, Penn State? /..


    .. Ok that was uncalled for.. :p
     
  11. mathmatt

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    Actually, I got the condoms from my university's health center. I recently finished my Master's degree in math.
     
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    if this isn't a troll i have not faith in humanity and will Pain Olympics an hero
     
  13. Troy25

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    mathmatt, the only thing i found condoms useful for for masturbation was of cum inside them, save it for an hour or two, then put it on again with the cum still inside. Otherwise, they aren't of much use.
     
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    ^ Id hate to take the end cap off your flesh light.. ewe..
     
  15. mathmatt

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    Overall, condoms are really good for masturbation. An extra layer between your hand and your penis is definitely different. I've found it very pleasurable.

    Just put the condom on your penis and masturbate normally (with the condom fixed-- not moving up and down). Try rubbing your glans and your foreskin remnant (if you're circumcised), as well as your frenlum (or frenulum scar, again if you're circumcised and your frenulum was removed).
     
  16. PineMan

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    Condom Masturbation can be extremely pleasureable - especially when the latex of the condom gets to stretch against your glans - plus there is something really arousing about seeing your semen ejaculating into the head of the condom at the climax.
     
  17. mathmatt

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    Condoms are also useful for catching all of your semen if you like to eat it.
     
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    Masturbation with a condom is a lot of fun. When I was in college they had them for free and I'd grab a bunch. Personally, I think that a snug condom actually gives me a harder erection. Plus, the ejaculation feels a little better and the semen is collected with no mess.
     

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