Conspiracies!

Share your ideas of conspiracies, the more rediculoius the better. Anything relating to anyone. And please don't judge people if there conperiacy is crazy.

I'll start:

This is on Stephen Harper, the Prime minister of Canada
So basiacly if you've ever seen a picture or footage of stephen harper you can see right through the bluff; stephen harper looks a lot like a robot. Also his ideas and descitions are pro-american. so i ahev come up with this consperiacy. Stepher Harper is a robot made by the US's secret military as a meens of takeing over Canada democraticly. If you think about it makes sence. Instead of really pissing everyone off and forcing Canada to do things, they desided to get stephen harper elected, and to use him to lead Canada into conservative ideas, and to send the Canadian military to Afganistan.

 

No, Harper is just working for the same people as all the other puppets are. There is no need for anyone to make a robot Harper when they have their willing servants. Like the US, the people running Canada couldn't care less about the country they supposedly represent, or its people.

These people are globalists, not nationalists.

 

Rat is quite right. If you believe that, God help you. If you made it up for a laugh, go away. This forum is for serious dicussion, not joke threads to see what the craziest conspiracy people can dream up is. That goes in Pure Bull.

 

The government in itself is a conspiracy. human evolution has without a doubt come into play with natural hallucinogenics and it goes without question that these psychoactive substances have influenced everything such as communication, creation, human intelligence in itself. considering we evolved from apes which would eat from the wild, it's inevitable that most of them would of ate these mushrooms, fungii, cactii buttons, etc without even knowing so (seeing as psychoactive shrooms and fungii grow all over the world).
The government have clocked onto this and they like the world as it is now, as they have an upper hand - a position of control. authority is a position of power which leads to greed, and they understand that if we consume hallucinogenics, we will be able to expand our conciousness and develop the ability to "move forward", finding things out which they don't know and have yet to find, in turn making is out of their reach, out of their countrol. Analysing situations deeper and finding new meanings, and new perceptions on things which would of previously of gone unnoticed.

Life would only advance, but they don't know which way.

They know this, and they don't want change. They like the world as it is and don't want any possibility of evolution. They make all natural hallucinogenics a scheduled Class A substance and declare people who have taken magic mushrooms or LSD more than 4-6 times in a LIFETIME as clinically insane.

it's a conspiracy, and probably one which will never be brought to light. The way things are going, the World will eventually become a prison.

 

life is full of conspiracies. every time two or more people aggree to some common purpose, that is in a sense a conspiracy.

when two or more people aggree to a common purpose that is detrimental to the rest of us and possibly themselves, well that happens too.

however big or small of a deal anyone makes about it, this is just a simple detail of all the infinite diversity that existence is. and of course it IS a reality. the only nonreality is the contention that all of everybody's little conspiracies are somehow conscously controlled by some unified uber conspiracy.

they are not, though of course such large scale mega conspiracies DO also exist.

as someone has already pointed out, governments by their very nature fall into this catigory from jump. as do profit seeking corporations and joint projects/aggreements between them.

as i've also tried to point out, not all 'conspiracies' are bad. some however, are. and notoriously so at that. not denying that either. i just don't like seeing the innocent and the guilty alike being tarred with the same wide brush.

we all conspire. in modern society, it's conspire or perish.
but sometimes we do get to choose what we conspire with.
and when we can this is important, because along with our priorities themselves, it is what creates the conditions we, and everyone else, have to live in.

my personal taste is to NOT conspire with anything that makes war against anything not trying to make everything have to begin and end with little green pieces of paper, nor that romantacizes and rewards aggressiveness, especialy that of such conventionalities as are utterly gratuitous, not to mention themselves tyrannical, such as the global corporate mafia actualy is.

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Steven Harper could be a clone.

 

Is there such a thing as a ridiculous conspiracy theory?

 

No, because they all are subject to ridicule.

 

People who believe in any 'clone conspiracy' are obviously clueless to the subject of basic biology, you need to take dna from whomever you're going to clone and place it in the womb of a woman so it grows like a baby. You dont just poof a clone. Like when people said Bill Clinton was a clone. I don't think the government would have a purpose for cloning. They're trying to reduce the population not expand it.

 

Well,

there IS ridiculous fact,

(God does seem to have a sense of humor!)

so i'd have to say,

Yeppers!

 

It isn't the government doing the cloning.

Its the aliens, namely the Zeta Reticulans (greys) who are in turn controlled by the Reptilians.


They have technology light years ahead of what the American public are allowed.

Go ahead and say I'm insane.

I know you want to.

 

Yeah, but...

i wanted to say it

even before you said ^ ^ ^ that! ^ ^ ^

 

Call me a crazy person?

 

I'm an anti-conspiracy theorist.

 

Well, that's very constructive, isn't it?


We all have to have something to rail against, don't we?



I, for one, don't.


Stop perpetuating the cycle of NEGATIVITY!

 

Hokay.

I am now, pro-anti-conspiracy theory.

 

So you ARE a conspiracy theoricist?


I KNEW IT!

 

I'm a political theorist. Sorry.

 

-2+2=?

 

I would not say you're insane, you just have bought into some pretty blatant disinformation put out there to make "conspiracy theorists" look ridiculous.

Unless you're just joking.