Continue The Story

Alright, so, I was thinking...Ima start a *stupid* story, and every person who replies has to continue the story. Are you all ready? Good.

Once upon a time, there was a girl with honey hair and carried a basket of brownies on her left arm. She skipped clumsily to her car, and got in. When the lights turned on and she saw the time, she cursed:

"Oh shit, I am going to be so late for the party."

The car zoomed off into the night...

(sorry for the horrible start, but I had writers block there for a moment...Please continue it )

 

As she sped down the road, she saw the most horrible sight to the right of her car.
She was still a little confused to what it was, so being the ignorant, big chested blonde she was, she stopped to investigate.

 

She noticed that the horrible sight was Michael Jackson & he had a flat tire.

 

He, thinking that she was a very robust man, called her over to his station wagon in a seductive tone.

 

As she walked over to his car she said...

 

"I wanna do you..."

 

Damn, she thought, I still have to bury Ryan Stark's dad before he gets back from dinner at the Mayors...

Some gala affair where a bunch of old women told each other how beautiful they looked while noticing all the little imperfections so they could tell their beauticians about it later, and the men just laughed and drank.

She looked down at her phone... it was the mayor. She didn't cvare about her client, but he had only fronted her half.

"what is it, she siged."

"Is... it taken care of?" He asked meagerly.

"No mess, tell Starks everythings taken care of... do you have my money?"

"well my brokers gone at home for the night, and I can't transfer more then..."

"get it before I show up to the party."

She hung up, clearly pissed.

 

Uh huh...

 

So an odd fluffyheaded girl named Ed came along and fucked Michael Jackson.

the end.

 

And then, everyone thought it was the end because they were fooled... but the author meant it was the end of the page.

 

so to everyones surprise this girl who i dont know her name, she stepped in a dinosaur tongue and she said oh yuck and wiped it off with her striped handkerchief and took a huge sip from her disneyland waterbottle

 

as she wiped her lips, she looked up and noticed a fork in the road. one path led to something, another path to something else. she decided to walk directly up and an 68 degree angle. does this make scense?

 

She walked straight into a tree, the dumb blonde did. She fell into a most horrible nightmare.

She ran hopelessly through an amusement park asking for where the bathrooms were, but no one would answer her. Her bladder seemed to be pounding against her stomach, fit to burst...

 

as she was walking towards the bathroom...she got interrupted by the cute chipmunk on the side of the path, "yehello little chipmunk how are you?" asked the girl holding herself...for she was now dancing to the thought of peeing....the chipmunk took his fist and punched her right in the bladder. "DAMN YOU AMINAL" she screamed back, seems Michael Jackson was folllowing her the whole way..sicking his aminal friends on her but then.....

 

when sudenly a huge glowing sphere apeared in the sky and a hand from it was offered to her. it took her far away to a place called....

 

Choke A Bitch Land, she was happy but..

 

...none of the vending machines worked...

 

horny

 

man someone keep on posting a split second bfore me!!!

 

then she awoke form her dream. she realized that she had been at the party the whole time. that michael jackson and the chipmunk and choke a bitch land weren't real. she was just high on the special brownies she had brought to the party. she turned to her friend next to her, but was shocked an appauled to see that it was...