Hello! I heard on the radio that Comox will be having a first annual dodge ball contest were you get to play against cops who are raising money for cancer. The next time I am at the thrift store I am going to buy me a dodge ball and start practicing for next year. Cheers!
not all cops are assholes I know quite a few cool ones. that said my town is unusual and the cops that I've met in the surrounding downs have all been asshats
What a lovely thought that is - unfortunately it would probably get me disqualified and I want to go to the finals so I can hit ever cop on the force in the head with a dodge ball. I have contentment and revenge on my side so I think I got a good chance. Cheers!
train like you've never trained before. If you come to colorado I've give you my weight bench for free. get a good team. If that was an annual thing here I would pry be twice as buff as I am now.
You don't need to train to beat cops in dodgeball. Cops probably suck at dodgeball since they were always the kid that got hit 5 times in the head during the first 30 seconds in gym.
Hello! I thank you for the offer but I already have a bench press. In fact this spring - I got so sick and tired of seeing it sitting in the garage – I dragged it into the barbeque area – hung a couple of hanging baskets on the weight bar and planted scarlet runners in them. I figure to become a worthy dodge ball appoint all I have to do is re-develop my 2 take out throws. It has been along time since I played dodge ball but in my prime I had 2 throws that were almost un-catch able or un-avoidable. I could through a dodge ball as straight as an arrow and when it got 5-10 feet from the target it arched down wards and hit the targets upper leg area. And to spice it up I could also through a dodge ball that kind of arched up wards or just went as straight as an arrow and hit target. At that time I was a bit of a pussy so I would never get out there on the front lines and try to catch balls ( I would just catch bounces). But if I get in a game next year it will probably be different, maybe so I can through more balls back I will be on the front line saying - yes sir may I have another one. As far as a good team goes I would choose the District 69 out door pot growers because they are an agile bunch and also my youngest son because he would take a dodge ball in the head for me. (joke) Just in case we are allowed to have cheerleaders I started working on a team cheer – Its kind of ruff still so please don’t laugh – here is what I got so far. “They took your plants in the bush – now catch that ball and bust their tush – go growers.” Cheers and happy weekend!
