Cops are fun ~

Yea so I got pulled over this morning, my 8th citation for
inspection stickers out of date in the past 2 months.
I even showed him that I failed inspection last month
and the bill from last week of $1277.00 since I had 4 new
tires put on, new brakes, and repaired the front acxle
and wheel bearing, which would enable me to pass
inspeaction this Friday, of which I wont have the money
until then.
So, he gives me a ticket anyway.
And the best part was I was on my way to drop my
son off at daycare, and he was talking all nice and cute like
to my son, but then he's like "IS there anything in the
car I should know about?"
And I was like "No."
So he says "Are you sure?"
And I was like "Yea, want to check?"
And he went in his car, does his thing, and comes back
and gives me a ticket.
But he HAD to say before he left "In police training
we learn to notice certain things, and I dont want you
to think Im asking you questions because of your
appearance ((yea, white hindu ) but I see cigar
shavings under your feet, and in the academy we learn
that this is a sign of a person having smoked a blunt."
I was like "Whats a blunt?"
haha so thats that.
Yea, but really I was using the force and I mentally
swayed him to leave me alone

 

i wouldn't never have thought of anything smart to say like "whats a blunt"

i would have just been like "yeah sorry but i wasn't smoking weed"

and probably had my car searched lol

edit: if i could drive or even had a car

 

haha I got to admit, the "Whats a blunt?" part
was pretty funny.
I was trying not to laugh, and I could care
less because my boss didnt care that I was late
to work, and I gave up all drugs, havent even
smoked herbs in like 2 weeks, and before that
even longer

 

Haha. I fucking hate the police! I also got a ticket the other day, except I was under arrest and put in handcuffs and taken to the station and had fingerprints taken and a mug shot and everything. It was crazy. Fuck the police.

 

Did you get put away?
I havent been arrested in over a year
but last time I was, I spent time locked
up, but thats a long story, I was being
charged with reckless homicide, but
everything turnde around by way of
evidence and they realized I was innocent.
But yea man I've been arrested at
least 15 times, taken to the station, but
only in jail once, and like I said, I was
innocent! haha

 

yeah, i remember that...you were in pretty sorry shape from the sound of it, anticipating all the shit to go down...

damn, man, sounds like you have lots of unfortunate run-ins with the cops. that sucks! ive been fortunate, personally. i got a ticket once for speeding, 80mph in a 65 zone, on my way home from canada and just anxious to be back, and no longer in a 10 hour long car ride by myself....and one time for rearending a pickup (i sure can't get out of that ticket!)

but other than that, i've been pulled over several times for things like an out headlight where i would have gone to jail had they known what all was in the car....scales, pot, baggies, mushrooms, lots of pieces....i dont know why, but i usually never get into too much trouble.

that said, i'm sure as hell a lot better about it these days! gotta be less reckless. i almost NEVER travel with either pot or a pipe on me anymore, but if i do its as little pot as possible (unless i'm picking up) and one piece maximum...

i'm actually nervous about moving because i dont know what would happen if well..something were to happen....just worrying about nothing i think, though.

 

Yea Nesta I have been so much healthier
since my legal problems have been cleared
from my mind.

And yea I never drive with anything, well,
I quit using everything but when I was
still on the Morphine, I made a rule to
only ever drive with enough pills in my
shirt pocket that I could swallow in the
event of a police encounter that wouldnt
kill me.
Which, when I was deep in the mud, was
at least 300mgs.
This might be out there, Im not sure, but
I have a feeling that when I was using
daily with the needles and bags that
I could have downed upwards of 600mg's
of Morph pure and not died.
Get very very sick, yea, but I tend to think
my body would survive.
Dont know though, and I dont really
want to try and find out :tongue:

 

needles? jeez! i knew you loved your morphine, didnt know that much!

i'd probably be trying to get clean, too.

but hey, out of curiosity, if you're not using drugs anymore at all, not even pot, why visit drug forums? i mean, you're not all preachy about "dont smoke pot boys and girls" and things like that, but you're not smoking....i'd think that reading about all that shit would just make me want to smoke or do other drugs....i dunno....just my thoughts. of course, everyones different.

 

Well, honestly, it doesnt bother me.
I've been a member of hipforums since 04
under different names, Relayer is the
main one though.
But I have made so many friends in
Marijuana, Psychedelics, and Philosophy
that I cant seem to be comfortable in
other forums.
I guess, its like thought I've become highly (haha)
spiritual lately, I still feel the connection to
people tapping into God realization while tripping
on mushrooms / LSD, and people who smoke
herb are typically all around chill people.
I love the atmosphere because I find everything
funny, which many religious people dont.
And I find a more open minded additude in here
especially, when I bring up spiritual subjects,
where as in RT, Philosophy, and most other
places, people tend to laugh my ideas and
realizations off as non sense.

I dont know, i was a drug user for many years,
and actually i lied, Im still using psyche's, I
just ate over an 1/8 of magic mushrooms this
past Friday and completley tuned into
Parvati, the Divine Mother.
It was amazing

 

haha....i wouldnt see its a lie, so much as bending the truth....or bending the mind....or bending reality....which are all pretty much the same thing, you know?

 

and by i wouldnt see i mean i wouldnt say, but again, i suppose the two are pretty much the same....input and output of information, only if everythings bound together as part of something larger the information is part of the whole anyhow, and as such isnt really going "in" or "out" at all, and not really doing much of anything....so i suppose seeing and saying must be the same

 

holy shit man, that simpson version of you
really DOES look like you! haha ~

 

yeah, took me a few minutes to make it, i wanted to get it as accurate as possible...
i like the stoner eyes, but dont know if i can put glasses on that guy...most of my photos are outdated...

but yeah, i think i did an ok job with what they made available...you can make one at the simpsons movie website.

i'm not even stoned and thats makin me giggle a bit though....hehe

i also really dig the "grand theft walrus" tshirt. i wish they really made those, i'd totally wear one.

 

I hate people that hate all police. It is rediculous. Without the police we would all be fucked. That does not mean all police are good, but I have 2 good friends who are police and they wouldn't do somethings like that. In fact, if they saw blunt shavings they might ask for a quick smoke lol

 

hahaha i would have never been able to say "whats a blunt" and keep a strait face!

i have never been in trouble with the cops (knock on wood)
and hope that it never happens anytime soon! i'm always careful.

 

Oh, it was definitley not easy to
hold back my laughter that was
bubbling to the surface

I told my mom this story and she
was like "Whats a blunt?"
haha
so I had to explain ~

 

Anarchy for the U.K, it's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a trafic line
Your future dream is a shopping scheme cuz I,
I wanna be anarchy!

 

there are 3 squad cars about 20-30 yards from my house as we speak.. gotta love living next to a fire station

 

I agree with you. Don't hate the police--hate the government.

 

You're overall raw.