So i was reading all these busted threads cause i'm bored and i noticed the cops in other areas seem pretty harsh. Shit like getting busted for paraphenalia and other fucking garbage and getting charged for possesion and all that. Well i've got a story, a story demonstrating my utter stupidity when drunk as fuck. So here goes, i go out drink a flask of lambs and a few beers with my buddies, and go home at 12 with my buddy who is going to sleep over. So we sneak out and meet up with my other friends. So were standing around the path near my house at 2 in the mourning smoking bowl after bowl and i manage to get more beer. So i'm fucked out of my goddamned mind when we are surrounded by 7 or 8 cops, all asking our names and shining flashlights in our faces. They ask me my name, and as fucked up as i am i tell them to get the goddamn light out of my face and that they can suck my dick cause i'm not telling them shit. So i'm put in the back of a cruiser Well i've never understood the term drunken rage until i was in that car, I start slamming my fist against the divider and so they handcuff me and i continue to slam my head against the divider and proceeed to flip out at them calling them everythign i could think of. So i'm brought home, and thats it. they found a pipe on me as well, i'm not charged with driking in public, or anything jsut brought home. Now i realise i'm a fucking moron, but i'm reading all these threads and it seems that these people are haveing the hammer brought down on them for much lesser offences, plus they are being polite to the officers and it makes me sad, and ahppy at the same time cause the cops around here dont really give a shit.
dude ur not a moron ur just a sick dude ive woulda loved to see do that lol. man this sound aweosme ps- im trippin balls dooode
HAHAHA yeah i dont regret fliping out, it was like this i was fucked anyway my parents were going to flip i could: a)be a nice little man and sit quietly in the car or b) go mental Now i admit i would normally have picked A but i was fucking loaded, come to think of it if i asn't so drunk i woulndt have been in that position at all... oh well done is done:H
and done in style, man i wana flip out on a cop sometime, but then someone posted a video of a gyu flickin' off an officer for a dare or bet, basicly the cop beat the shit outta the lil dude, so yea
Dude-(or Bubba, as we would say in Texas)-lemme tell you something. If you did that kind of thing in Texas, you'd have got your head bashed in with a 5-cell flashlight-then the cops would have charged you with felony aggravated assault against a police officer (claiming that you hit them first)-and then you'd have had the book thrown at you for possession of marijuana and the DA would have asked for the maximum penalty possible, meaning that IF you got probation and IF you made it through that, you'd still have a criminal record the rest of your life, which would make it a hell of a lot harder for you to find a job (that's after you got out of ICU for your cracked skull!). To say that the cops in Canada are polite is an understatement. Pot may not be legal there (which it should be everywhere) but at least the police act much more like human beings there than they do here. You should kiss their behinds for being that nice to you. If you lived in Texas, they'd have taken you 'home', all right. Your home would have been the state prison for the next couple of years. You're one lucky guy, trust me.
Oh yeah man, i'm fucking grateful and i mean it! People have posted shit about haveing theire cars searched in school, which is Fucked up! On a side note In the little city i live in theres a group of people hired by the city called the park partrol. And these guys ride around on bikes busting people for drinking beer and smoking weed in the parks/woods around the town/city.(thats what it is really a city-town, not really big enough to be called a city but not small enoguh to be a town). Anyway these fagots ride around on bikes in green uniforms and carry flash lights and walkee talkies which they can contact the police. yeah we always fuck witht them cause there not actually cops haha its fucking hilarious. It sucks now though cause they travel in packs of like 7 or 8 so its harder to intimidate them. Anyone have anything like this in your community? it kind of sucks cause as fun as it is to fuck with them they're sneaky little bastrads and have called the cops on us on a number of occasions.
dude if you were to pull that off with portuguese cops you would have gotten the worst beating ever, and then they'd scrape you off the tarmac and kick your ass again
It's true... those of us in Canada should be grateful. On 4/20 hundreds of us gathered on the lawns of parliament and smoked monster joints, cops among the onlookers. How many other governments would tolerate something like that? Here in Canada no one seems to be satisfied with the decriminalization of marijuana... everyone wants it fully legalized. I say we should thank our stars for what we have instead of whining for more.
i would have loved to have watched that whole shit go down. -steve-...every post on this thread by you has made my night much better. fuckin ilarious
haha one time at uni a few buddies and myself got totally wrecked and for some reason wound up on top of town hall singing bob dylan songs as loud as we could to the streets below. eventually the lame-ass sackville police force showed up... eventually they convinced us to come down from the roof (they were right pissed off at having to climb up there)... for some reason we were talking about politics with them (my memory is hazy) and my buddy just started going off on this one cop for his politics... it was pretty funny. the cop basically just rolled his eyes and put him in the car, and drove him home. good stuff.
dude i thikn its called neigbourhood watch or someting. basicly annoying people who are too dumb to be in the police trying to help them out by takeing stuff into there own hadns. its all shit tho- basicly
if portuguese cops are any where near as godly as Cristiano Ronaldo, then i could definitly see that happening.
what would you do if one day youre smoking pot, when out of no where a big burly man grabs you from behind claiming he's putting you under citizens arrest and then calls the cops and holds you until they arrive?... yeah I went and smoked a draw today and my buddy asked me this, personally id try and bite him...random i know...
here we have "honary police" which are basically old men who have a lust for power. all they do is try to bust kids. but they dont have the power to arrest you, just to call the real cops and in which time, you're long gone...
Haha, we just got a lot of transfer-cops... new, young cops. They're already scared of my husband and me. He wrecked his car ('86 Mustang, you'd be fucking choked, too) and just flipped out. The cop was being a total dickhead and my husband told him exactly what he thought. Afterwards, officer Dickhead came to the house (because he thought the husband was still freaking out... he just loses it on cops when they're dickheads, that's all) and took me out to the back doorstep. The conversation that followed: "Do you have anywhere to stay for the night?" "I told you, he's my husband, not my fucking boyfriend. I'm staying home." "If he tries to hurt you.." "Shut the fuck up." (he'd never do that.) "Well, if he tries to hurt anyone or something, you should just get out of the house and call us." "Listen - you guys are the last fucking people I'm gonna call. Go. Now." "Well..." "Just go." Yeah, and the officer was a huge bald dude. He was SHAKING while he was talking to me, haha. I don't think any of the other young'ins wanna fuck with us, now. It helps that we live in a small town and all of the older cops, counsellors, social workers and drug and alcohol counsellors are on MY side... they absolutely love us.
