Cops

I just watches this Cops show on Fox witht his guy that was probably 17 or 18 and he got pulled over and the cop smelled weed and they found some on him and booked him and shit. It pissed me off, but the way the cop was talking cracked me up. He was sayin he could "Smell the odor of marijuana"lol God fuckin pigs. You could tell as soon as you saw the guy that he smoked tho. He had a rasta sweatband thing on his wrist and had this weird beanie on. They said it was intent to distribute. It didnt look like a lot but hey.

 

lol i think i saw that one...but my favorite marijuana one was when the cop pulled over a speeder and the guy was rugged looking and baked as fuck...so the cop tells him to come outside and he was asking him if he was under the influence of marijuana and the guy was like no sir i never touched the stuff in my life i dont do drugs officer, and he was like oh is that true? the guy said yup...and the cop just stood there and looked at him and the whole time he had a joint in his ear and the cop pulled it out and said ok then what is this and he was like...uhhh thats not mine, lol we laughed for days

 

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i hate cops.

 

My favorite one was this one where they pulled this car over, and this mexican got out and ran to this house. So after searching for him, tehy go behind this house, mind you its like 3:30am, and theres the dude lifting weights. They asked him what he was doin and he told him he'd been lifting weights for a little bit. Come to find out he had been on a 3 day meth binge, which is probably why he made such a retarded move.

 

ya I saw that too, the second I saw the light shine on his wrist, I was like "no doubt in my mind this guy is gonna get busted with herb".

 

lol i saw this one... "odor of the marijuana" =D gotta love that show

 

Actually, the odor of Marijuana is a good way for cops to be able to get around consent laws, cause the odor is probable cause...
Dude shoulda shut up though, it wasn't his car afterall, but no, he had to go and incriminate himself trying to get the cop to let him go.

 

There was a cool one where this cop pulled over these 2 dudes. And the cop was like wow I'm getting the munchies from out here with all of that smoke. And he said I'm going to search your car you dont mind do you. And he found this cologne case thing with weed and blunt wraps and papers and everything in it, like a kit. And the cop was actually a cool one because he was like, I'm not taking you guys to jail, just dont be using Marijuana going down the road, and the stoner explained to him some of the benefits of it, and the cop gave him a citation to appear in court, and the stoner was like, Next time I will just smoke in the privacy of my home, and the cop was like, by all means do so, just dont do it while you are on the roads.

That was a rare example of a cop not being a complete ass hole, if more cops were like that then they would be more respected by teens.

 

Yeah, I saw that one. Cool stuff.

 

i hate cops

 

The best part of that was he had like a half oz. in a jar, and the cop is like "Its intent to deliver". And the kid from the back seat goes "I swear to god man, thats all personal stash" and the cop goes "No way 1 person can have this much personal!" I almost died laughing.

 

reminds me of friday night.

I was staying at a friends house, and we were all hanging out and smokeing and whatnot before his parents got home. So were hanging out with his sister and her crazy gangster friends in the basement when his parents got home. we all made sure all our incriminating stuff was hidden. Then the dad comes down, is talking for awhile, then goes "Arielle, why is there a cigarette behind your ear?" ahh good stuff....

 

Cops have saved my ass, many a time. i love the police.

oh, and its -not- the cops fault when YOU get busted with YOUR weed. its ilegal, get used to it. dont say "the mans always bringin me down!" its B.S...i smoke everyday knowing its a crime and i could go to jail, but, its worth the risk.

 

wow that not sketchy a guest with the name "the dea", haha, the dick eating agency. but ya ne ways, i loved the one were a uy gets pulled over and valuntaraly lets the cop search is car and find GARBAGE bags full of weed in the trunk.

 

I really don't understand this "intent to distribute."

How the fuck do they know what I intend to do. Just because I have an ounce doesn't mean I'm going to sell. All it means is I'm about to have a really good time for a month.

 

I saw an episode of cops where the cop sees a crack in some guys windsheild and decides to pull him over. He checks the car [on the basis of what now?] and finds cocaine under upholstery in the back seat.
Some sixth sense?

 

Most funny part about it was the cop looked like a %100 GRADE A American bacon.

 

nah best one is when they arrest this rasta for distro and when they are taking him in he yells "I'll be back on the streets healing minds!"

 

haha, i think i saw that one. when he finds like pounds of bud in the ceiling and hes like"its not a drug its aan herb"