Corrupted Wishes...

I searched, I did not find, so here you go! a corrupted wish thread for the stoners lounge! Basically, you make a wish, and have it granted, but with a twist! here are 2 examples:

(A)I wish i lived in a double story house.

(B)granted, but the first story is a murder suicide, and the second story is how the ghosts come back to haunt you.
I wish I had something to wish for.

(C)granted, but I can't tell you what it is
i wish I could meet the person who invented bananas
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(A)I would like a garden full of scented blossom.

(B)Granted, but the scent is that of decomposing flesh.
I wish for world peace

(C)Done, only every one is in a coma!
I wish for a cheap sustainable alternative to fossil fuels.

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So, I wish for a castle

 

someone please grant my wish! come on! i know theres clever and creative stoners here who can make this game fun.

 

granted, you now have a 1:1000 scale lego model of a castle


i wish more people understood me clearly

 

Granted. They throw you in prison.

I wish I had a beautiful view.

 

hahaha good one

granted, youre now blinded by the beauty of the beautifull view.

i wish i had some sprite right now

 

granted, but theres a green loogie in it

i wish i had a cheesecake

 

granted, but its like 99 part cheese, 1 part cake.

i wish i could stop time

 

granted, but you can never start it again.

I wish it was snowing.

 

granted, but its all yellow.

i wish for instant pumpkin bread

 

granted but its in the shape of a halloween head

i wish i could fly

 

granted, but you can only fly in circles.

i wish for a rainbow

 

granted but you have no depth perception.

i wish people would shut up about the economy.

Edit: meant to answer "i wish i could fly" but you beat me to it mom.

 

granted, but they start to talk incessantly about paris hilton instead

i wish for a velveteen rabbit that isn't full of scarlet fever

 

granted, but its full of aids instead

i wish i had more gatorade

 

granted, but its in a new vomit flavor.

i wish for affordable solar panels

 

granted:but its gonna be dark from now on till forever

i wish i had pipe

 

granted: its glass and in 3 pieces though
i wish i got paid more

 

granted, but every penny you make would have to be sent to the NAACP.

I wish I didn't have an AP bio test tomorrow.

 

granted, but you have an AP german exam instead

i wish my throat didn't hurt

 

granted, but now every other body part hurts.

i wish volleyball season was over