creative ways to discourage unwanted admirers

So how would you let someone know you're not interested?
Would you ever tell someone you were gay just to get rid of them?

Dodgeball:
guy: "Let's mate... I mean... let's date!"
girl: "I think I just threw up in my mouth."

lol the funniest reply i've heard is:

"I'm really a man"

 

tell them you have multiple stds

 

Get a shirt that says "pussy only", or something like that. but then you'll have to be turning down girls, hmmm.. if you're around 18, you could just tell them you're jailbait. Or lie and say you have a long distance relatoinship with someone. Or you could just say you aren't looking for a relatoinship right now.

Or you could get a shirt that says "Fuck you means no, fuck me means yes".... I want that shirt dammit.

 

Or you could try a novel approach and say something like... I dunno... Maybe,

"I'm really not interested in you, either romantically or as a friend, but good luck to you..."

The truth is always best. Even when it hurts

 

"I really really like you, but all of my past girlfriends have turned out to be psychos. Everyone of them ended up putting restraining orders against me for no reason. So, I really need to know up front,- if we start dating, are you gonna try to make this work, or are you gonna start freakin' out about me being "up your ass" all the time? You don't have any "guy friends" do you? And I want the TRUTH!"

 

Tell them you have a fetish for eating human flesh.

 

Here in the states, we have the Rejection Hotline. What you do is if someone you have no interest in is hitting on you, you give them your number. That usually gets the guy to back off, thinking he'll have some luck later on. But you give him the rejection number and a recorded message will play telling him that he's been rejected. It's rather funny, in my opinion. I hope no one ever gives me that number.

http://www.rejectionhotline.com/

 

While in the middle of a conversation just break off and pretend to have a conversation with an invisible person. Act like a person just walked up and introduce them to as if they were real.Go on and on about how Prozac and Lithium have made your life better since your nervous break down two weeks ago. Then you could excuse your self saying you are late for your appointment with your Psychiatrist. Start to babble incoherently while you walk away. If that doesn't scare 'em off nothing will!

 

Two of my friends once pretended to be lesbians when a guy was hitting on them, and did a little kissing and hugging scene. I don't think it was a good idea. Most guys would just be turned on.

 

a guy came up to me once and says "what would you say if i asked you to marry me" before i started pissin myself with laughter i told him "nothing. i cant talk and laugh at the same time


9 times out of 10 chat up lines are awful

if they use a really bad one then take the piss then hopefully they will get the hint and go and crawl back under the rock they came from

if they are being genuinly nice then just say "your not looking for a relationship right now" etc

 

Youd say : Im really not into girls. Or boys. Im more of an animal kind of guy.

 

or you could gust FART ,,,,,,:&

 

Yeah, I know, eh? Maybe they're just having trouble coming out.

 

idid this at mardi gras

 

Wait till she calls and when she asks what you're doing just tell her "Well I just finished gratifing myself to naked pictures of my Grandma". That usually works.

 

hhaaaaaaaaaa

 

haha ive used almost all these exuses. the std one is my favorite because if the guy still wants to fuck me even after i tell him i have aids, then i know hes dirty and i shouldnt get near him. nifty, huh?

 

Get outta' my face fatty!

Then you take a twinkie and throw it down the hall, watch him/her chase it, and cry as they eat it.

 

Just tell him that you are really, really into Scat.