Cum stains...AAAAAHHHHHRRRGGGHHHHH

HELP PLEASE

Ok we have a black futon that over the corse of the past few weeks has accumulated quite a few cum stains...covered a few by using hand soap and putting ash on top of it but there was one insane one I didnt even know was there untill today and I have to get rid of it, I tried the resolve 2 in 1 liquid stuff but that is basically soap and I dont htink it is supposed to be used on black (you would think they would say that) but that was no good and then I took a hairdryer to try and dry the huge wet spots but the fabric just smelled like it was burning so I stopped, I can turn it over for now but sometime soon I need to get them out

how?!?!?! I have no clue!

rrrgh...

 

cum stains are a bitch. as for getting them out, they're very stubborn. just keep washing it, i had a minor one and spraying anti persparent on it froze it then washing it with hot water helped, it might be worth a shot, but it is black so if it is one of your favourite pieces of clothing it might leave a white mark on it.

they advertise these carpet cleaners that remove red wine stains and coke stains so you could try one of them. but they might be too strong for delicate items of clothing.

google search: "cum stain remover" there's got to be a product somewhere...

 

My girfriend at one point had a pretty good size stain on one of her blouses (guess we were too drunk to remove articles of clothing from her bed) and she washed the hell out of it and it is still faintly on there.

Try Oxyclean or other laundry boosters directly to the stain.

 

but it isnt clothes...it is a daybed matress up in our den..luckily my parents rarely go up there but I still cant just leave it there...if it was a shirt I would just leave and if it was MY bed I would leave it but this is a couch upstairs where my parents entertain once every few months and where any guests stay...it also doubles as me and my friends hang out and where me and my boyfrind go to "watch movies" I mean they arent dumb, they know we fuck there but I know they dont want to see the products of our labors....

 

You can take the OxyClean, mix it with a little warm water, get a hard bristled brush, pour some on the couch, and scrub. It should do fine.

It's not like our cum is equipped with stain-guard...lol

 

heeh i'm glad somebody made a thread about this, i have accumulate cum stains on my black computer chair in my room, the one my family members sometimes sit in... so yeah, i'll try that oxyclean suggestion too

 

Lmao!

 

our old futon had a removeable cover on it that you could take off (with a lot of struggling) and washed it that way.... see if yours has a zipper of some sort that would make it possible for you to remove it.

 

Why are people lazy enough to just unleash where ever? I don't get it. Just use a small towel and use that whenever you want to whack it. I put my towel in this small empty drawer in the cornor of my room under the dirty laundry, so thats taken care of too. its not rocket science to not stain everything...haha

 

well i have to say preparation takes some of the fun out of spontaneous sex and/or masturbation.

 

it takes like five seconds to get the towel and it saves a lot of time and cleaning in the long run. I just throw the towel in the wash with everything else during my weekly laundry time, so it never really even gets that dirty. I guess you don't want your guy using condoms cos it takes the fun out of the spontaneous, huh?...after all, who likes waiting just a little and building the suspense? haha

 

Ger some Shout and spray it on there and scrub it w/ something like a toothbrush and then wash it w/ soap and water Shout takes ANYTHING OUT.

 

wet it wet it wet it

make sure its sodding wet

scrub scrub scrub

then mix black die into some water for the right concentration and do it there

but yeh i mean youd think youd have more sense than to cum over all these black things...
doing it on the floor is the easiest approach! you can claim it was spilt milk or something if its a dark carpet

otherwise tehres no problem1!

 

LOL well all of this would have helped if I was responsible for getting it on the couch...I am thinking of making my boyfriend clean it if we have time...the problem is we will be upstairs and use a condom and all that but it still somehow gets on there..like there was a huge fuckin stain on there..it looked like someone poured it on there! it was funny cause I was gonna show a friend of mine who was sitting on there the old stains that we put ashes over and moved the blanket that covered it and HoLy ShIt there was the huge stain....We dont have any oxy clean and I am too clumbsy to use dye so I will try the shout when I can get him over here to help.....

THANKS

 

hey now if you use a condom it may be some beaten to a froth girl juice I've uh had problems with that stuff leaving stains on my sheets

 

Try it on a place on the fabric first that won't be obvious if it fades the color. If it does, and you clean a spot in the middle of the cushion you'll be only slightly better off than with the cum-stain.

 

You sure it's yours? I mean, maybe your folks are getting thier freak on in "your" lovenest!

 

dish soap gets out any stain!

the liquid kind you use on dishes in the sink... not the powder you put in the dishwasher.

if you cant get the cover off, you can just scrub the surface with soap and water. good luck!

 

ok seriously I am so happy


I went upstairs to check and finsih clenaing up the couch and the stains are almost 100% gone..like to the point that I dont need to do anything else! the resovle stuff worked so for everyone out there

It is shaped like an hour glass
it is called Resolve dual power and it has trhe words Oxy action and Stain combat on the front

just squirt it on but only if its cool for you to have a wet spot wherever you use it

yay!

 

not even sure if this would help, but why not get some dye and see if that works.