"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Discussion in 'Humor' started by jitterson, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. jitterson

    jitterson Member

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    "DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,
    His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I
    guess
    one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, I saw your Mom and
    I
    first got together in a chat room on YAHOO .Then I set up a date via
    e-mail
    with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
    room,
    where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
    was
    ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
    firewall,
    but it was too late to hit the delete button."
    "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her
    operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity
    from a
    self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
    Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got
    Male'!"
     
  2. joo kyle

    joo kyle thisandthat

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    oh, I always thought there was cum involved.
     
  3. MissJo

    MissJo Member

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    I think that was the upload with ack of firewall, but I'm not sure.
     
  4. pappalorenzo

    pappalorenzo Member

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    I want a baby girl, how do you get that?
     
  5. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    hahaha, that is hilarious
     
  6. Forgotten-holocaust

    Forgotten-holocaust Member

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  7. Smokey_McPot_420

    Smokey_McPot_420 Member

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    you fuck and hope for somethin good
     
  8. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    hehheheheheeh! I guess there is more than one pop-up involved, isn't there?? :D
     
  9. Flight From Ashiya

    Flight From Ashiya Senior Member

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    In the olden days we used to do it with floppy discs!!!...:)
     
  10. Rue Takedo

    Rue Takedo Member

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    And that, children, is how nerds breed.
     
  11. Nefarious

    Nefarious Member

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    Ha, ha. Good one.
     
  12. Joyismyname

    Joyismyname Member

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    lol!! Good one
     

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