the last thing i needed before i turn 21 is spraining my ankle. damn...i hate this fucking shit. how am i supposed to be a functional, multi-faceted drunk if i can't walk without crutches...
thanks haha, they would have a hard time carrying me around...especially once i'm drunk - i like to go off and run around...
Sorry about the ankle fitzy! Make sure you stay off of it, use those crutches no matter how much a pain in the arse they are, and just take it easy. Oh, and Happy Birthday now, if I don't get to say it on the actual day.
lol. well, you can probably milk it for sympathy drinks when the whole "it's my birthday" thing wears off.
i remember in middle school we were doing relay races and i fell and sprained my ankle and cried and had snot running down my nose and into my mouth and that made me cry even more...hope you feel better..
One time I sprained my ENTIRE BODY! They had to shoot me into space in an airtight ball with a padded interior, and they had a long rubber band attached so they could reel me in after two weeks. I landed in the backyard of some weird church, and they now worship me as their god. Cool, huh?
wow, even as drunk as i am, that sounds extrmely fucking stupid... worship? god? fuck tthat...shoot you inttoo space, okay...padded interior...whoa...
i went to walmart to apply for community grants for my program and ended up talking to the greeter at each one for god almost an hour. i love dd adults...never bought anything at walmart i think they're horribley greedy, racist and sexist but love the greeters man.
you been hit with a few shells but walk with a limp ya aight no fair if I sprained my ankle and needed crutches and didn't use them you would be on my ass so fast for that...uhummm double standard mr fitz.... I'm sorry remmeber when you said you were going to get injured on your bday to have sympathy pain for what happened to me on my 21st? hah sorry it happened ):
so, i'm leavig the cafeteria after dinner and one of my friends comes running down the hill towards me. well he doesn't stop running, he runs and jumps onto me (he didn't know i had a sprained ankle), and i can't hold him up because of his momentum, so i fall back land on the grass besides the walkway. and then he proceeds to do little belly flops on me. then he gives me 21 punches and yea,.....hahaha, needless to say, my ankle is hurting a bit more now, but it was worth it
Drinking heavily will numb the pain... and the severe hangover tomorrow will make you forget about it.
yea, drinking last night numbed the pain. however, i don't get hangovers from what i normally drink. now if i'm drinking some cheap ass liqour - like $5 for a handle - then i'll have a hangover, but i dont' drink that shit, so i don't get hangovers.
its good. my friends get hangovers, its fun to listen to them...i just sit there and chuckle a bit at there expense
