when i read these rodney dangerfield quotes i found them to be hilarious. thought id share I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. I was such an ugly kid .... When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. I'm so ugly ... My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday
http://www.dbstorefront.com/rodney/home/home.asp not realy a big fan ... his unfunny films have not done him any justice (he may deserve).
