David Bowie impaled by lollipop during concert

This happened in Norway last night. Basically, a woman in the audience "accidentally" throws a lollipop at him, impaling Bowie's left eye. Bowie twists and turns in pain as a staff member pulls it out. He then turns to the audience in search of the lollipop tosser and screams; "You wanker!!! You fucking idiot!!! I only have one eye you fucking idiot! Good thing you hit the right one!". Many profanities later, Bowie in his turn ”accidentally” throws a guitar pick out into the audience and says; ”Oops, hope I didn’t hit you in the eye! I better go hide among my five band members now.” Ironically, the one to catch the guitar pick is the woman who threw the lollipop. This is not photoshop... lmao... I have the link to the original article with the pictures. lmao.

http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/2004/06/19/400926.html

 

And just so you know, David Bowie was supposedly partially blind before in his left eye, so that's why he said "I only have one eye you fucking idiot, good thing you hit the right one"

 

lol ats kinda random n funny

 

Thats such a shame, I love David Bowie..I saw him in April and you know how people say "nothing's perfect"...well, that night was perfect.

 

lmfao funniest thing ive read today. oh did he hit her in the eye with his guitar?

haha check out the smilie hes only got one eye too lmao

 

why the hell would anybody throw anthing at dear, sweet david bowie. I don't know. Well, maybe the person was just trying to give him candy, but she didn't have to hit his eye. I also saw David Bowie in April and I agree with Cailtin, because that night was the best night of my life! I hope David can get over it, you know how you get when obivously you are so god damn great!

 

Sarah, he impregnated us that night Hows little bowie?

 

he keeps having problems this tour. at the concert i was at he stopped in the middle of man who sold the world and started yelling at someone in the audience (or a security gaurd, i think an audience member) then just got very... huffy afterwards. It was weird.

 

"Ziggy played Lollipop!"

 

"Any airborne object is bound to hit the nearest eye"

 

I can't express how horrified i am and how much i want to find, kill, and eat her!!! how do you "accidently throw a lollipop?!?" poor poor Bowie.... *sob*

 

Youch...

It's a funny pic... poor Bowie though, he's the man. Can't blame anybody for getting pissed off for having a lollipop stick outta yer eye.

 

not my bowie! NOT MY BOWIE!!!

 

I thought he was like untouchable or something? I feel like God has just been bitch slapped and ghetto stomped....

 

He is untouchable...I believe there was a greater motive in all of this on his part, you just need to look for it

 

please don't stone me, but that was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time! that had to hurt like hell though...

 

Perhaps it was Angela?

 

I had no idea of how many David Bowie fans there were! at least not here on the hipforums...i new Orsino was one and a few others ...but...not as many as i thought... hope you enjoyed this wonderfully usless post

 

Oh my god! Is that really serious! Who the hell throws things at David Bowie! And if one must throw stick to soft pleasing things like bras and panties! Poor baby, I hope his eye is ok...I want to comfort him...If that happened when I saw him in April (with caitlin and lunatic_on_the_grass) I would have like freaked out and cried for him...so would they have most likely...we were crying anyway...

 

Go David Bowie! Brixtonian!