David Hasselhoff In Ellesmere Port!

well, tonight in a big music/book/video store called Borders in ellesmere port, David Hasselhoff will be signing copies of his new autobiography from 6.30pm!

me and a few friends are going down purely to mimic his scene in the new movie Click (with adam sandler) in which sandler pauses time, farts in his face, then the hoff says "i taste.. shit! did you put SHIT in my LUNCH?!"

i reckon it's insane that this famous guy's comin to a place not far from where i live at all just to sign books. publicity is one thing but ellesmere port is something else..... i guarantee that some people are gonna hassle the hoff...

 

Wow, that'd be great to meet him. I never liked Baywatch, but his cameos are hilarious, especially in the Sponge Bob Squarepants film....

 

lol, agreed, his cameos are hilarious! spongebob haha "I'm David Hasselhoff" Bwahahaha!
the bastard was only there for an hour and the queue looked half a mile long. so we didn't bother and went back a an hour and a half later and he'd gone!! saw KIT from knightrider though (proper 80s to fuck car lol and it talked and had the lights)- some Mr. T lookalike drove it round the car park before loading it on a truck, that was one big fucker of an engine.

 

Where is Ellesmere Port by the way?

 

It's on the Wirral. Not far from Chester, it's home to family entertainment "village" thing Cheshire Oaks. It's fairly close to Birkenhead and Liverpool if that helps.

 

Yeah I know that area, have friends of the family down that way....

 

quite a rough area really, to be fair!

 

No way!! Dave?!? I'm jealous

 

I reckon it's insane that anyone gives a shit about David Hasslehoff. Is it part of the cool to be stupid scene?

 

Well, I think his cameos are so crap and cheesy they're actually rather funny....

 

haha, nobody's claimed that meeting david hasselhoff is cool. have you seen the film "Click"? me and a couple of mates wanted to meet the guy for comedic purposes, for a scene in that movie that stuck with us when we were off our heads.

 

Whatta Fuckin Tosser Hassleoff Fuck Right Off ......good Job For Him He Never Crossed The Mersey ......kit Would Be On Bricks By Now .

 

for all anyone knows he could be there right now..

 

kit wont be tho

 

hahahaha!!!! ace

 

HOFF ACTION

 

I wanted to hate that ... I tried really hard ... but it's catchy

 

That tops the list of "worst videos I've ever seen".

 

Give in to the HOFF, bow down to his macho charms!

 

Don't Hassle the Hoff!
(shit, think I wrote that before, oh well, doesn't get old)