Dealing With a Cock Block

How do you deal with them? Now i know there are many types of cock blocks out there but, we'll stick to 1 kind for this question: The protective friend(male or female or group). Ready? Set? Go!

 

ive half assedly tried to save my friends from picking up guys from bars when they were way too drunk to be making good decision making skills.

when girls go out to a bar, theres an unspoken rule you try to save your friends from the dreaded drunken bar hookup.

any other form of cock blocking is UNACCEPTABLE!

 

i tell her i'm a maverick and her friend (the one i'm after) will be safe in my maverick hands

 

nothing. what can you do?

 

A lot, actually, but I'd like to know how other people handle it.

 

i'm usually my own biggest cockblock, for a plethora of reasons.

 

maybe it's just me. I don't ever go out intending to pick up bitches with some premeditated plan. it just sort of happens occasionally. I don't really have a technique that I'm conscious of.

 

Hopefully the girl is into you so much that no amount of clock blockage can prevail.

 

No more premeditated plans, I'm on a vibing kick right now. Routines'll kill you now! Now I'm just working on contingencies, interrupts and logistics.

 

thats my boy

 

we should go clubbing and pick up some chicks some time, Gary. we can flip a coin to see who can be the wingman.

 

Are there vagina blocks..?

 

does the wingman get to watch the newly formed couple in action later, because if so I'll be wingman and you can just tear into it

 

Interesting question because where I'm from cock means vagina... I guess it's hip-hop culture.

 

yeah. google dental dam

 

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chainsaw

 

when did vaginas become cocks?

I'm gonna go tell my honey to suck my cock. He better do it and do it quick.

 

Long, long time. It's been in rap culture for as long as I can remember.

 

well back in my day it was OPP and p did not mean cock LOL!