Dear England

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Sam_Stoned, Dec 23, 2010.

  1. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Michael Westen is a much better spy than James Bond. He's smarter, cooler, can do awesome accents, and he actually does spy shit. James Bond just has shoot outs and tells everyone his real name.

    Just like in the war, we win again.

    I still love you.
     
  2. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    James Bond has shagged like, everything.
     
  3. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    James Bond is awesome motherfucker....


    Sean Connery was the best James Bond.. :D
     
  4. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    james bond is a fucking fictional character. any fake character can shag anything you wankers
     
  5. Mr. Frankenstein

    Mr. Frankenstein Malice...in Sunderland

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    :iagree:
     
  6. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    You aren't particularly bright, are you?
     
  7. Mr. Frankenstein

    Mr. Frankenstein Malice...in Sunderland

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    Bright enough to know the difference between fiction and reality, it seems. It's a good start, I'd say...
     
  8. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    hes not real you knob
     
  9. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    James Bond is actually a cleverly disguised fictional alias. While everyone's in the cinema watching the new James Bond film, the real "James Bond" sneaks into their houses, looks through their letters, rummages through their garbage, steals items from their fridge and kicks their cat right in the arsehole. This is why a cat will go potty if you play it the James Bond theme - it knows what's coming.
     
  10. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Of course James Bond is a smooth motherfucker. He's certianly "cooler" than Burn notice guy...

    but Westen is just a fucking awesome spy, I love that show. At first I thought it would be another shit ass shit american superman sort of thing... and it sort of is but not in a bad way because he's just so fucking good.
     
  11. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    But not bright enough to see the difference between a bit of fun and actuality.

    I don't think personal insults are particularly tolerated, so please, continue at your own fault.
     
  12. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG]

    "guns don't kill people...
    ... I kill people."
     
  13. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    Who is this Westen? Is he a real spy or fictional?
    ...and James bond is not a spy...he works for the secret service (MI5). He is named after an American birdwatcher.
     
  14. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Fictionial. The TV show Burn Notice.
     
  15. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    How many bond films have you watched? The dude resigns from his job to get closer to a suspect ffs :2thumbsup: he does a lot more than shag women and shoot people.
     
  16. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    It looks ok. It's a bit like James bond and magnum.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZEpluD_hI&NR=1"]YouTube - Burn Notice: It's Time To Spy
     
  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Does looking at a girls ass when she bends over count as being a spy?
     
  18. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I don't think this burn notice guy is even a spy. Epic fail?
     
  19. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    Agent 99! [​IMG]
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  20. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    why do you take this so seriously, why do you care if i believe hes real or not? which hes not :smilielol5:
     
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