Dicks

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Samhain, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    dicks, cocks, pricks, willies, what ever you wish to call them, do you love them, do you love having one (and you can interprete that however you like)
    if you like dicks this is the thread for you!
    so anyone and I mean anyone can post here!!!!!
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  2. PooBrain

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    Does the one on my forehead count?? :eek:
     
  3. Samhain

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    poo for brains and a dick on your forehead, lovely image
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  4. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    To interpret the data gathered in this poll, I propose we divide all results by three for the sake of accuracy :p
     
  5. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    Sorry.. I just couldn't resist!

    Lyrics to The Vandals' Christmas time for my penis...



    I see you've been feeling down
    When I needed you, you've been around
    So this year I've a Christmas surprise
    that will make your spirits rise...

    I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me
    And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me.

    I owe you so much that its hard,
    to repay you for all the good times
    and I won't forget you this year..
    It's Christmas time for my penis.

    I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
    When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man

    I owe you so much that its hard,
    to repay you for all the good times
    And I'm going to give you the joy
    that you've earned this year pal...
    It's Christmas time for my penis.

    I owe you so much that its hard,
    to repay you for all the good times
    It's Christmas time for my penis.

    I know you've been feeling down,
    all pent up its so hard to breathe
    Don't fret this Christmas-
    you'll get the attention you need

    I love you so much that it's hard,
    to repay you for all the good times
    we'll get whores and pornography-
    your special holiday, pal...
    It's Christmas time for my penis.
     
  6. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    Mine is a 15 Incher...
     
  7. PooBrain

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    Suprised po_13 hasn't come with his graphic measurements yet ;)
     
  8. Harry Tuttle

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    vgc, 1 careful owner.
     
  9. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    this is a very serious poll
    stop dicking around

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  10. Harry Tuttle

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    I have a serious pole...







    sorry.
     
  11. Samhain

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    it had better be, cause this is a very stiff poll
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  12. Harry Tuttle

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    Put that away before you take someones eye out!
     
  13. Samhain

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    puts pen away, I've finished my letters now
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  14. PooBrain

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    Willies are funny looking creatures
     
  15. Samhain

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    thats what makes them so great!
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  16. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Three and a half inches



    (from the floor)
     
  17. Samhain

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    whats it doing on the floor?
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  18. Harry Tuttle

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    Just to clarify: This thread is called "Sticky: Poll: Dicks:".... filthy *tut tut*....





    Power_13: Are you doing press-ups or something?
     
  19. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    A little birdie tells me PooBrain has seen Po_13's dick :eek:
     
  20. Samhain

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    I still wanna know what its doing on the floor
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