Did Jesus smoke pot?

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by BlackLine, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. BlackLine

    BlackLine Member

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    This seems to be a debate between pot smokers, and only pot smokers, so I figured I would ask this here for some discussion. In my opinion, I don't think so. How about you?
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I think he did. I mean, his dad CREATED pot, so it's only fitting:spliff:
     
  3. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    Of course he did. (assuming that he was real...)
    Anyway, he must have been black too, he called everyone brother and liked gospel music...
     
  4. BlackLine

    BlackLine Member

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    Jesus probably looked more like Osama Bin Laden than Johnny Depp. But what is your reasoning for him smoking marijuana?
     
  5. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    Me? dunno...just seems like the kind who would...all the love and peace etc
     
  6. dodgeskitz

    dodgeskitz Member

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    well his mum name was was Mary...........JANE
    He woulda been tokin on the opium
     
  7. The manticore

    The manticore Member

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    he blantly did, you know how he was pure about peace and stuff, and marijuana was cultivated and used like a medicene at that time, he probs smoked so much he thought god was talking to him
     
  8. get_up_stand_up

    get_up_stand_up Member

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    We have historical proof that Jesus used marijuana to "heal" people.
     
  9. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    'christ' means annointed with holy oil

    and if you look in the OT, you'll see god's recipe for holy oil includes a lot of cannabis. i personally believe that christ was annointed with this oil at the time of his baptism. it would account for the revelation he had at that spot.

    and jesus probably smoked blunts too. they used kaneh-bosem (cannabis) incense to cleanse the temples. and rabbi would often 'smoke themselves into a stupor' and induce holy visions.

    i can't provide reference, just look it up.

    i'd smoke a blunt with jesus. a peach blunt.
     
  10. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Anything where you need to activate an effect using fire i highly doubt the son of God would use..
     
  11. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Natural, whats your beliefs on Jesus?
     
  12. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    Well if you think about the land he lived in, marijuana was probably not to abundant but opium is widely available. I would say though that alcohol was probably Jesus' favorite thing to get fucked up on. And to those saying he created pot, lol come on now people you arent that stupid. Pot was created by the earth in a natural chemical process. The fact is "Jesus" "created" the world only a few thousand years ago, yet there has been life on here for over 56 million years and human civilizations date back to 5,000 years back. Religion is just a way to cope with bad things.
     
  13. darkain

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    He was Jewish not Araabian.... I think. I doubt he smoked, or it would have mentioned it. My spellying sucks only because
     
  14. Fallout55

    Fallout55 Banned

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    You mean like the Burning Bush?
     
  15. Bud_Man

    Bud_Man Member

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    I'm not religious or anything but look at the dude: He wore sandals, drank it up and wore a robe. He's a hippy for sure, he was rollin on hash probably.
     
  16. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    this is up there with the dumbest threads ever
     
  17. Krsna Bhakti

    Krsna Bhakti d-_-b JAMMING

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    Then God said, " I give you every seed -bearing plant on the face of the whole earth & every tree that has fruit with seed in it. "
    This includes herbage.
    well? what sayeth you now, heathen? :tongue:
     
  18. Krsna Bhakti

    Krsna Bhakti d-_-b JAMMING

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    Well, Im not Natural, but I'll tell you what I Think just because I feel like it bro :D
    I think Jesus was a main man, just like Buddha, that tuned into the harmonious buzz of life that we call OM.
    He tuned in and realized what all incarnations realized : Peace and love.
    There is much more to it of course, but I think the modern bible neglects to reveal all of what He said, and even distorted the original messages.
    Almost like Krsna in a way, but not quite lol
     
  19. BlackLine

    BlackLine Member

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    Well, you guys may think Jesus smoked pot, and there is some historical "proof" he did, but I highly doubt it. Jesus was sinless, only tempted to sin. Pot causes the user to go into an altered state, something which the Bible says is a SIN. Galatians 5:19-21 and MANY other places cover that. Also, smoking pot is harmful, and it is against the Bible to harm the body. 1 Corinthians 3:16, 1 Corinthians 6:19-20, both cover that.
     
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    The bible was censored, not every gospel was put in it and some have been mis-translated and edited.
     

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