Did shrooms at school..

Today was fuckin' boring.

I woke up today and I was like fuck, exams are tomorrow... I ain't fuckin' going to school. So I get up and do my normal routine.... I was just so bored sitting there so I actually went to school.

So lunchtime rolls around and we head over to my buddies place. We have a sesh and all that normal shit and then he offered me some shrooms. I knew he had them but I didn't really wanna do them. He said he'd give me a gram for free but I was like "pffft a gram won't do shit, give me a half Q for $15". He was down for that deal.

So me and him chew the shrooms and sit around some more. Then he told me how he has to do a presentation in his guitar class and said I should come play drums for him. Our other friend was gonna sing (more like screaming lol) for us too.

There I am, sittin' down baked as fuck waiting for the shrooms to kick in... It was boring.

So we packed up the double kick pedal and some of the cymbals and shit and we headed over to the school.

We had to watch all the other kids play their shitty fuckin' attempts at songs that already suck. This one kid was playing some faggot ass Jack Johnson song and as soon as he said the name of it I made a fart noise, even the fuckin' teacher laughed because he's the man... Fuck Jack Johnson

Then the kid was like "well you play it then" trying to act like he knows how to hold a guitar.... lol. The teacher stopped him from inviting me on the mini stage and was like "unless you want Jack Johnson shredded to pieces I wouldn't invite Ian up there".

I didn't wanna make the kid feel bad, it's just that I hate shit music like that....

Aaaaaanyway, my shrooms are fuckin' kicking in right about at that time. I was like "fuck, I'm starting to get the feeling I got when I got fucked up the last time".

So I got up and was like "I need some fuckin' air". My other buddies were like, "yeah, we'll come out with you too".

I got to the door leading to outside and my friend was like "your really fucked up aren't you?" I was like "nah man, I'm not trippin' out I just feel like I'm gonna throw up". He laughed and said "this is the second time this has happened to you on shrooms".

I stood there for a second... Looked around to make sure nobody except my friends was there.... Then I hurled. It was all out in like 2 minutes but it felt like it was forever.

As soon as I was done puking I chugged some water and was like "boys... I'm ready to go".

All of a sudden I was energized as FUCK. I was in hallway doin' these crazy ass vocals and shit.

We go back into the classroom and sit for a minute and then the teacher pulls me out of the room. He was like "Whats up man? What made you just go throw up?" I was like "nothin' it's just too hot out". Then he said "c'mon' this is man to man, pretend were outside of school. I don't want you to have a heart attack or something."

I eventually told him I was on shrooms and he was like "why would you come to school on shrooms?" Then he started like dancing and stuff and said "It's a beaaaaauuutiful daaaaay, the biiiirds are chirping, the suns hot as a rattlesnakes tail in texas, and schools over in a week. Why put all this pressure on yourself just for this one day because you wanted to go to magical land?".

I was howlin' at the guy. He's such a fuckin' funny teacher. Thank god he's like 25 and cool as fuck or else he probably would have ratted me out.

After we talked he said "now get back in there and make these kids feel like they never wanna pick up a guitar again".

My buddies had already set the drums up by this point so I grabbed a guitar and my friend was like "yo, your playin' the drums". I said "just a second".

I turned the amp on and just started doing these crazy fuckin' sweeps. Normally I'm not even good at sweeping because I always fuck up on the way back down, but not this time. It was like a crazy 5 second sweep and I held the last note for so long. I was so fuckin' happy, I couldn't believe I actually just did that in a room full of people.

So finally we start playin' our shit. I ripped the fuckin' drums up and probably made everyone else shit themselves..... (don't mean to toot my own horn... But TOOT FUCKIN TOOT!!!)

At the end the kids were like "shit, how are you making that sound when your playing so fast?" I was like "what a blastbeat?" So I did it some more and they were all creamin' themselves.

It's so fun playing in front of people who want to be as good as you because they get so impressed..... Then I was like "well if you think that's cool, check this out. It's called a gravity beat".

So I fuckin' try that, I had it goin' for like 10 seconds but I can't do gravity's for a long time.. It's so fuckin' hard to do it with all the cymbal work.

Anyway I just rambled on and on, so if your still reading this your day must have been even more boring than my was.... So stop reading this, get off your fat ass and go outside and play hide and seek or something......

 

Holying fucking fuck man, that fucking shit was fucking ridiculas. I have no fucking idea how you and your fucking friends had such a fucking badass time just WAIIIIIILIN at the guitar in shcool on shrooms fuck!

 

Did you end up tripping?

 

Yeah, I'm still kinda feeling them.. Shrooms are boring now.

 

When is school over for you?

 

Last week is the next week. And then I still have to go back for half a god damn semester because I failed English.

Oh well. I can just skip every period next year except for English because it's the only credit I need.

 

That would suck if it were first period

 

leggo my ego

 

double

maybe thass why shrooms are boring?

 

That's fuckin cool man.

 

id did shrooms at work and the file cabinet bit my finger,, om noms Im not.. dfuck yoiu file cabinet.!!!

 

btw..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E52tl3Zh94w"]YouTube- Metallica So what

 

:cheers2:

 

I'd read it.. If i thought any of it may possibly even be true

 

I did shrooms at school when I was in High school, and I got like 12% on my math test!!!

 

I took some fuckin shrooms and I was like "fuck yeah bro this is so punk rock"

But then I didn't even trip cause I'm too fuckin hardcore for that shit, fuck yeah!

I don't go to school to study and learn cause I am a fuckin hardcore drug eating badass who threatens to beat his girlfriend when he gets drunk, fucking roxersause!

 

+rep

 

I always like reading your threads

 

uhmmmmmm wow, i'm proud of you cc.