Disney Adventures

Discussion in 'Member Photos' started by BraveSirRubin, Mar 2, 2007.

  1. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I went to the Disney (for free... and rather inhibrated on the evil ganja) last weekend.

    It's a very odd place with a rather negative energy in the air. There are also almost no photo opportunities because fat tourists keep on blocking all the views and there are massive lines one has to stand in in order to get a picture with a character... so I said... fuck it.

    Here are the only four pics taken on the entire trip. (Orlando has some nice nightlife, btw)

    We're buuuuuuuudies...

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    Mini is apparently truly asexual.

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    Tastes like chicken!

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    Korean tourist picture:

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    Conclusion:

    Do not go to Disney.

     
  2. beatlerific

    beatlerific not like other girls

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    haha i went to disneyland in cali over the summer and snow white actually snubbed my 10 year old sister. my sister went to ask her for an autograph and she just smiled and kept walking.
    bitch.
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

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    Should have popped a cap in her ass.
     
  4. beatlerific

    beatlerific not like other girls

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    i totally should have.
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Just curious, Pav, do you have your own professional photographer that follows you around or something? Who takes all these pics of you?
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I force people into taking pictures of me. Sometimes it's random strangers.

    I'm really nice, they can't say no :D
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Pavel, you're a trip! :D
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    How many megapixels is your camera, Pav?
     
  9. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    The one with you choking down Pluto is vaguely erotic.

    Moistened my panties, anyway. ;)
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

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    Matt... 3.2 mp of pure fury. Every picture you have seen on me on this website throughout the many years I've been here has been taken by that camera. I have NO idea how I haven't lost it or fucked it up yet.

    I remember having to wade through this big ass river in Costa Rica once and there was a bigass current and I had my camera in my hand, and I was thinking... "Well, that's it... it's a gonner now"...

    I got through the river and every single inch of me was wet, other than the camera.

    I was going to save some money to buy a new one, but instead a bunch of friends from Arkansas are visiting me for spring break so I'll spend the money on cheap thrills instead.

    Hahaha :D
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

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    Oh my.

    That's a lovely thing to read first thing in the morning :D
     
  12. whichaxe

    whichaxe Member

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    Ha, when I was first living up in Whorelando, I befriended a bunch of disney engineers. I was treated to tours of all the very cleverly and subtely fucked up shit in and about Disney. You see, Disney is SO fucking 'magical' that it's workers eventually have to balance out the equation with something freaky.

    For one, there are numerous phalluses built into the woodwork and stonework of the place... There are all sorts of little drawings and configurations that are questionable. One guy I know even designs little sculptured scenes of things like, Mickey's skelaton in a coffin, a fat 400 lb. Pocahontas nearly sinking a canoe.... etc...

    I truly believe that without the backlash, these people would be insane.

    Pavel, my advice, make friends with someone who works at Universal and hit up Islands of adventure... The Hulk is the bomb....
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

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    Haha, yes... I was noticing all the phallic symbols as we were walking around.

    Then we smoked a "doobie" with some guy, as he called it, behind the Pirates of the Caribbean ride... after that, I just started people watching like mad. That's the fun thing about Disney, the peeeeeeople.

    Universal does sound like fun... I wish I could get out of this middle of nowhere house to actually make friends with people.
     
  14. Cossethay

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    pavel...that last pic and its caption made me laugh. how true! how funny.....


    oh, and I know your name because I know of you (so to speak). Hopefully you remember who I am.
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

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    Merci... but you must tell me who you are for me to remember who you are! :)
     
  16. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    you read my mind sister
    pavel you are pure love
    is that a road in the last picture...? ;)
     
  17. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    that's what i would do if i was snow white... i like the droopy who smacks people around
     
  18. BraveSirRubin

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    Jess... that is indeed a road! :D
     
  19. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    You should ride Donald Duck.

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  20. Hippievixen

    Hippievixen Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    LoL. You make me smile :)
     

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