Disposal of your Mortal Remains

i think i would like to be buried in a family plot. if i was cremated, i would want a witness, too many cases where they just throw in multiple bodies and then divide the ashes and hand them to the families. lazy ppl!

 

I am an organ donor, and I want to be cremated.

 

i want my body dumped into the charles river

 

Oh yeah, Cate reminded me, I'm also an organ donor. But I don't have it on my driver's license because I'm paranoid, lol. My parents and Daniel know of my wishes and that's all that's necessary. I don't want them fucking my medical care over because I'm a donor. Haha.

 

I kinda wanna be cremated like Austin was, but then again I don't because knowing my friends, they will want some of my ashes and they will most likely smoke some of my remains and that upsets me.
Also I don't want them to be thinking that I used to be whole but now im just dust.
I wanna be buried in Potosi on my grandpas property.

 

I want to be eaten by a tribe of lesbian cannibals.

 

haha, Flannel, ashes are TERRIBLE to smoke, so I don't think your friends would smoke you. I've never smoked people ashes, but tobacco and weed ashes...ick. I don't think you have much worry. Unless they smoked Austin...then I'm worried about their sanity. haha.

 

The only way you'll ever get inside a female.

Couldn't resist.

 

cremation would be just fine. burial, imo is stupid (especially with expensive coffins, and all the crap they put in you to slow decay so you can have a beautiful corpse for open casket funerals...)

imo, though, i'm only partly kidding when i say i'd just as soon end up in a can of dog food. we eat animals and make them serve us. i dont care what happens to my body. why not let other animals eat me and get nourishment from my body? its only fitting to give back a little.

 

As of now, I want my body to be donated to science, or at least the organs (followed by a cremation). I don't want to waste what can be used to cure diseases, stop rapists and liberate innocent men and women in jail. Even if my body isn't the single most important find in all of history, at least it will lead to some realization. Here's hoping at least. I just don't want to leave a burdon to my family and the future generations. I also don't want to be responsible for taking up valuable land. I also think of it as a final act of kindness... definitely got to get into Heaven for that.

 

They say they didn't but I am prettttyyyy positive they did.

 

Buried on the north of the family property, to open a gateway to Asgard

 

i smoked some dank ass austin the other day. shit was like aged to perfexun

 

If ashes were smokable, I'd demand that mine be inhaled with much vigor! Amanda bong rips, yo!

 

I wanna be taxidermied. Like one of those bears in people's dens... with a big snarl and my arms up.



So someone can buy me at a garage sale for twenty bucks. Shit would be so cash.

But before I thought of that, I wanted to be mummified, ancient Egyptian style... hook up the nose, organs removed, packed in salt for three months, etc. etc.

That, or just thrown into some woods or some shit. I don't understand the concept of parading a dead body around like it still holds some bit of the human in it. It's a big chunk of slowly rotting, dressed up, made up meat, that people are crying over and saying "OMGZ IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S SLEEPING"... They never do. They look quite dead and quite creepy. The whole funereal thing has always weirded me out a lot.

 

i want to be cremated and spread over a national park.

 

i'm gonna be cremated, and spread in a national forest somewhere, i don't know what forest or any details yet, i got more NF's to go to and see which one(s) i like best.

 

which national park?

 

i totally agree funerals creep me out.

 

Use my remains to fertilize some pot plants, then smoke me up.