Dive Bars.

Are the only bars.

 

Used to be more of a fan for a bunch of reasons. Nah, I probably still am...once a diver, always a diver!

 

I prefer chocolate bars.

 

i like the kind of bar that you wipe your feet on the way OUT

 

fuck yea. cheap drinks

 

i support this message.

 

my favorite kind

 

I was just at my favorite dive bar, The Alibi. I love classic names, I also like to go to The Office

 

beer for breakfast?

 

The Office sounds kind of scary, to official or something

 

It's so men could say to their wives, "I was at the office, honey"

And no, I meant last night

 

Yea I guess that makes sense, as long as you work in an office, I would have trouble pulling that one off though.

 

the kind of bars that never cut you off for having too many drinks

 

"Hangovers installed & serviced here".

 

Metro's! That biggest dive in my country, and famous for it too.

They make a profit on being so disgustingly awful

 

How about The Library ?

 

The most interesting characters are in dives.

 

I prefer Xanax bars

 

Xanax is chick dope. Makes ya boring.

 

the kind of bar that has a waitress that i just might have a shot at