Do not mix Erection with Alcohol

It's a dangerous mix that can lead to very extreme consequences.
You have been warned!

 

you are so lame

 

Drunk sex is always the funnest, though! Well...besides sex on Xanex. That'll mess with ya...haha.

 

Looks like I got you to crawl out from under your rock...how you doing tonite?

 

rock? what rock? I'm not under any such rock...

 

i heard someone having drunk sex last night...one of the most awkward moments of my life...

 

I drank some moonshine on the 4th of July had a two hour sex session with my girl and have no recollection of the last two hours of it.

 

Yer right. That sucks too. Not cause its deadly, just cause men (at least me) can not get it up when drunk. the best combination to make love to a girl on is Pot and Ritalin (I've only done it once, but it was the shit).

 

Sex drumk was a wonderful thing when I was young, coke on your dick is a waste of good drugs, doing coke before sex is out of this world, doing lines of coke off her body while high in coke is orgasmic, and the best rush of all I ever had was sex doing over 100MPH in eastern Washington along the River with the T tops off. To be young and dumb again.

 

How about a rock and something hard....like an erection!

 

You smoke crack and jack off man. Damn. Yeah up with smoking rock and getting hard.

 

Maybe if they have some sort of medical problem, dude could totally stay very capable to perform all night long when completely slammed as long as I had not passed out.

 

No sex for me tonite. I think I have a cold or something. Dont feel so great...

 

STD's acting up again?

 

No I got kid germs from playing with my cousins kids...I'm a family man.

 

man whores can be family men? hmm. ya..I suppose I can see that.

 

Hopefully I will feel better tomorrow and be "up" for some action. I will try to avoid all sex tonite though.

 

I think the better warning would be not to mix alcohol with an erection. I'm sure that people don't want your wang in their drinks.

 

are you really a midget? i love midget porn

 

by up for some action you mean staying home alone and masturbating to porn right?