Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down?

So there's apparently a big divide in the general populace: Some people wipe their asses sitting down, others (foolish others!) do it standing up. What's it gonna be, people?

 

i never got the sit down technique, seems overly cumbersome.

 

i take a shower

 

So you take a shower every single time you take a dump?

 

yea, but thats because thats the time i take my shower too. i dont' just poop randomly in the day. i usually take a crap at night, then shower, so i can be clean and have the chlorine water fully washed off my body - i only rinse off after practice

 

Okay. Who is the one person that said they don't wipe their ass?

 

rat

 

Has anyone tried those things that shoot water up your butt? I was skeptical at first, and they're slightly more maintenance than wiping because you have to dry yourself off after, but man those things are totally sweet.

 

Fitzy are you serious? Not to be graphic.. but doesn't that get a lil messy (cleaning your ass in the shower with your hands).

 

Actually.. in india they wipe their ass with one hand and eat with the other.. crazyness.

 

i have never heard of anyone wiping their ass while standing up. seems like it'd be harder to get it clean than when you're sitting and everything is wide open, you know?

i prefer to shower after, too. i just feel cleaner and i don't have a bidet.

 

That's what I was thinking as well.

I can't really answer this question though because I'm a girl and girls don't poop.

:tongue:

 

I don't wipe my ass, I wash it

 

True dat :H

We don't. It's unladylike.

 

I almost always wipe standing up. I am a stickler for having a clean bunghole.

Ever been around somebody with stale ass odor? That's the worst. I notice this with old people mostly, as well as really fat people... probably because they're unable to reach back there. Eww.

 

shit, how would a fat person wipe their ass?!?!?!?

major ewwwage :ack:

 

yeah, but how the hell do you get full access to the area needing cleaning if your ass cheeks are together?

 

I usually put one foot up on the toilet seat.

LOL -- what an image that must be for the people reading this.

 

ahahahaha! ew!!! i don't reach around the back, i reach between my legs. it keeps shit from spreading.

if there's anything i'm comfortable talking about, it's the human body and bodily functions.

 

I usually have a black slave lick it off.

Sometimes it's a Mexican slave.