Do you wish you could discuss masturbation more openly?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by custards, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. custards

    custards Member

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    I really enjoy wanking. It's a simple pleasure that I enjoy at least once a day. I'm 99% sure that my friends and housemates all masturbate too, but I've never really discussed it with them.

    I'd love to be talk to my house mates about wanking. I'd love to tell them that when I'm hung over all I want to do is watch porn and play with my cock. I'd love to be able to say to my house mates "I've got a great gang bang vid so I'm going to spend the next hour wanking, feel free to join me."

    Does anyone else wish they could discussion masturbation more openly? Does anyone have the luxery of being able to discuss their masturbation openly with their friends and house mates?
     
  2. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    Yes, I wish every topic could be talked about more openly. But we're repressed and bardered to beleive that these things are unnatural and wrong. Fucking......FUCKING BIGOT SOCIETY.

    *breathes*
    but on a lighter note.
    happy wanking!
    -peace
     
  3. moondrizzle

    moondrizzle Member

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    I talk about everything very openly. I couldn't care less what others think about me.
     
  4. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    Probably because it tends to be a private thing. I don't want to hear my friends talk about it, not because society tells me not to but because they are my friends and I am not interested in when and how they pleasure themselves.

    It's not illegal to discuss things is it? If people want to talk about it then just talk about it.
     
  5. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    If you want to beat that thing like it owes you money fantastic. Masturbation is fucking great. I think one of the best pro masturbation jokes in a movie was:
    "Dude, you ever take 3 Tylenol PM's a and start jerking off to see if you can finish before you fall asleep? Dude you allways can," Seth Rogan (The 40 Year Old Virgin).

    I honestly think men are more open about talking about it. It's common for men to have circle jerks. Most songs about masturbation were by men:
    My Ding A Ling by Chuck Berry
    Walk this Way by Aerosmith (Back stroke lover allways hidin beneath the covers)
    Darling Nikki by Prince
    Blinded by the Light by Bruce Springsteen

    Women haven't gotten in on this trend as much (but they should):
    She Bop by Cindy Lauper
    I touch myself by Divynals

    And I'll close with a quote from Woody Allen:
    "Don't knock Masturbation it's sex with someone you love."
    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  6. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    It's always seemed strange to me that women are able to be far more open about masturbation than men are. They even have Ann Summers parties (or equivalent for other countries) where they sell various sex toys & openly discuss the merits of different vibrators / dildos etc., wheras with men, the simple suggestion of someone actually masturbating is always associated in a derogatory fashion (i.e. Wanker, Jerk, etc.).

    Just why is it used as an insult when it is something we all do?
     
  7. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    I already do.....
     
  8. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Again to paraphrase Seth Rogan, "How come it's cool for women to have all of these Star Trek devices to masturbate with yet if a man get's a fleshlight he is considered a mutant?"

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  9. Ruthy

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    i usually do.
    it's pretty easy to talk about masturbation with my friends.. most of them or men.
     
  10. gnr76

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    Good for you Ruthy! Your mum must be proud of you!:p But seriously it should be socially accepted to be able to sit at a bar,in a cafe or anywhere in the world and talk about how much you enjoy pleasuring yourself and how satisfactory it feels when your warm bodily fluids are oozing down your inside leg! I personally wave a flag for more sexual openness on a worldwide scale!
     
  11. TipsyGypsy

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    Talk about it all you want, but I don't want to be at a bar and hear the person next to me talking about bodily fluid running down your leg.
     
  12. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Talk is cheap.
     
  13. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Well my answer is no, but I only because I don't like to sound like a pervert.
     
  14. gnr76

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    There should be bars and cafes and whtever around the world aimed at people like me! Call them wank bars or cafe wank if you want but i can guarantee you they'll never be empty when theres people like me and ruthy and barbatuka on the planet!:)
     
  15. satchOnugs

    satchOnugs Banned

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    who gives a fuck about talkin about masturbation. i yank my tank 70% of the time when i aint getting any... and im pretty sure everyone that aint gettin laid often is also a master debater. everyone does it so who gives a fuck..
     
  16. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    70% of the time!!

    Let's do the math

    24 (hours in the day) / 100 = 0.24

    0.24 X 70 (%) = 16.8 hours!

    Do you just knock one out in busy queues, or whilst boredom knocks on the bus? :p
     
  17. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Your equation doesn't account for the variable, when I'm not getting any.
     
  18. GrimFortune

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    You'd be suprised what you can talk about if you just talk about it :)

    There are a lot of people who don't agree with societies scruples.

    You're among good people here, you can tell us all about it, how do you like to do it best...
     
  19. sophieclair

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    I'm sorry but aren't there enough masturbating threads around here? I don't really mind people masturbating, but its different if you are wanting to discuss it. I'll discuss it openly, but I'm not into the internet sex threads. It just seems like a waste of space.
     
  20. GrimFortune

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    I've never been involved in a thread like that before or seen one and it was just a bit of fun, I'm sure the original guy was just trolling too, didn't think anyone was taking it as serious business. Sorry if it offended you so much that despite not liking it, you had to open it up, read it and reply to it!
     

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