does anyone...

want to be my friend?

 

I do.

Let's be friends.

 

what's it gonna cost me?

 

I'm too scared.

 

aw i dont bite well not very hard anyway
im not asking for anything wont cost ya anything
yeah FreeBrid 1969 lets be friends
my names jessie and really im very nice

 

well, are you a transvestite?

 

no why should i be

 

lol, i'll be your friend, and i can attest that she in indeed very nice

 

y's

haha, i'll be yer friend

 

I was simply kidding. (Or was I? Mind fuck... whatd'ya know?)

 

My name's Krystin and I scare a lot of people. But generally, I'm a sweetie.

 

yeah so many new friends

 

I get by with a little help my friends, yeah. I get high with a little help from my friends.

 

I get bailed out of jail with a little help from my friends.

 

indeed
so hows everyone doing?
do you like plastic cups?
i love plastic cups i dont bother with those glass ones anymore
how was everyones day?
you doing alright?

 

Crystal glass makes a cool sound.

 

Erm... I'm quite well... I suppose.

Yessum.

Neither do I. Plastic is king.

I'm doin' all right. Yes, I'm doin' all right.

 

awesome

 

Fo' real.

 

plastic cups aren't biodegradable; glass cups last longer and cause less pollution.