Don't blame me if the figures are slightly out of date, but....

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by feral, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. feral

    feral Member

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    Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
    employees and has the following statistics?

    29 have been accused of spouse abuse

    7 have been arrested for fraud

    19 have been accused of writing bad cheques

    117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

    3 have done time for assault

    71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

    14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

    8 have been arrested for shoplifting

    21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

    84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year


    Can you guess which organisation this is?












    It's the 535 members of the Houses of Parliament, the same group that
    cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of
    us in line.
     
  2. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    lol. i got that for congress, too. i'd check the figures.
     
  4. Roffa

    Roffa Senior Member

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    Given that the House of Commons has 646 members, not 535, I'm not inclined to place too much credence in your figures. What is your source for these allegations? This has the hallmarks of one of those tiresome joke emails.

    EDIT: I misread your original post which referred to 535 members of "the Houses of Parliament" - if you add the several hundred Lords to the 646 MPs you're even further off the mark.
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    good move. i adore snopes.
     
  6. Roffa

    Roffa Senior Member

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    to be fair though, I suspect the activities of the House of Commons have caused the bankruptcy of a lot more than 2 businesses
     
  7. IlUvMuSIc

    IlUvMuSIc Senior Member

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    Its still funny.
     
  8. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    And don't forget the one who was responsible for over 600,000 deaths....
     

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