So I had to take one awhile ago for my new job and bought the fake urine which worked out well for me! But the funny story is that I was so paranoid I taped the bottle way up on the inside of my thigh by my sack. Then had to wait in a waiting room for 20 minutes and the urine comes with a hand warmer to keep the temperature accurate so I was sitting around with my member and it's family drenched in sweat from the hand warmer being so close to them. So while sitting around I was paranoid about if they search me before I go in, or watch me fill the cup and freaking out about anything that would screw me over. So finally they called me in, and now I'm really starting to freak out about it all. SO all the nurse does is ask me to empty my pockets, doesn't pat me down or anything..and here I was paranoid as hell about it all. But it was a funny story considering I had to be acting goofy while in the waiting room, and what a big relief it was for me! anyone else with a funny or amusing story about a drug test they took?
Awesome to hear man, nice job! I find if I'm ever nervous I make myself yawn, it seems to ease my nerves heaps.
When I was committed to 3 month treatment, they did random drug screens when you went out on a leave. I had to have this guy who looked like a cross between Charles Manson and that guy on the "You gonna get raped" Picture. I was clean but it was weird to have him stand 2 feet behind me making sure i didn't do anything to the piss. It came back positive for something I'd never heard of. Apparently it was some incredible muscle relaxant. A bunch of people I hung out with in treatment tested positive as well. Don't you think a 4 year degree in drug rehabilitation and counseling would tell you how to read a cup full of piss? I fear this upcoming semester. I'm going to be slapping stupid people all across campus. Woo-Woo for community college
in rehab this one guy had a condom full of pee, and im not sure how exactly this went down cause i was sick this night but anyways at my rehab they watch you take ur piss test, but only for the first few seconds so he peed in the cup than when the tester looked away he dumped his piss out and started putting the other piss in, but the condom busted or something and the pee got all over him. hes in inpatient now...
