well i got in trouble a while ago and i got 2 drug tests in the next 7-10 days i havent smoked since yesterday lol, ive been smoking a bowl to a few blunts every day for the past year not sure if theres any quick ways to pass :/
sweat, chug water, drink a detox tea (or two) and hope for dilution...if it is a cheap test you will buy some time...if it is a gas chromatograph you're fucked...
i smoked every day the whole entire summer a couple years back and then at the end of the summer i got a letter in the mail saying i would be drug tested for driving to school.. the drug test was for that next week, and i had JUST smoked the night before i received the letter.. i thought for sure i would fail.. all i did was drink a shit ton of cranberry juice (not cranberry juice coctail) and i took the test and passed with flying colors :tongue:
if they don't actually watch u piss, u could just get some clean piss from a friend and put it in a condom and hide it on u..
I've never been drug tested, but from what I've heard from friends, you're fucked. If you chug cranberry juice and work out HARD (or run) for the next week, I'd say it's 50/50 pass or fail. I'd say it would take about a month to get clean if you just stopped smoking and didn't do much else. 2 weeks using the methods I mentioned above to get a very good chance of passing. At this point I'd try to find a way out of the test, or I would go with someone else's urine. They check the temperature of the piss, along with the clarity of it. If the temp is too low or if the piss is too diluted they can fail you that way, but I think they go for a re-test.
