drunken stories

im giving kayla the full cred for this cause she started it in her forum but i thought it would be funny to hear some crazy drunken stories so here goes one of mine.

2 summers ago i was at the bar with a friend of mine celebrating his 21st b-day. i was ordering long islands like it was my job. anyways, it was one of those drunks that you think it was all ok but the next day you see a friend who was there and they say "holy shit you should have seen what you did last night". so, i find out i punched my friend over 2 bar stools into another patrons lap. i guess i was knocking over tables and tried to start a fight with some random dude. i was carried out apparently, and i was told that i was lying on my side pissing in a ditch and to my suprise they said i was arcing it well.

 

damn

i wanna get into a fucking bar fight.

 

Whoa. Jerry

 

i dont really have any drunken stories

except for when i pissed myself and lost my pants. not really a story though.


oh i also broke my ankle that night and will never know how or why.

 

*couggggghhhhhhh*


uhmmm drunken stories well im just more of a bitch

 

*COUHG* motherlaannnddd

 

fuck you both

 

oh i mean я подразумеваю, трахают Вас обоих жаль

 

at the same time?

 

whatever floats your boat

 

я думаю ваш прохладный пижон

 

M O T H E R L A N D

 

тогда это улажено

 

переводчики могут облизать мои шары

 

i cant speak it very well i can read cyrillic ok though,
i used to be ok in french too but its been a long time

 

ummmm...one time i got really drunk and barfed all over my friends apartment.
another time i got really drunk and came home and passed out immediately, and then the next morning my poor mom was all like "i tried to wake you up last night to see if you wanted to watch a movie but you justt wouldnt wake up"
another time i got really trashed and ended up at the hospital.
another time i got drunk in the forest and pissed off my friends for some reason cause i was too drunk so i called my friend who they hate to come and get me.
umm...these stories suck sorry.

 

one time i drank a whole liter of jaeger by myself,
i guess i was in this appartment with a friend of mine and his sister. i guess i kept being like "nice ass" to his sister LOL. then i was running around in my underwear pissing people off.

 

oooh! i took my see through red bra off and put it over my eyes and started yelling "im superman!" for some reason.

 

you like it.

 

no...that was you.