Duh Hipp Happinin

Wutz happinin now iz a classic scene uv, as allwayz and
forever, uhz hip hipperz, Showin duh light uv truth 2
duh dumb ass peasantz and their, an our, nemisis duh pigz.

 

"light of truth"

May I ask what exactly is the truth?

 

Wutz happinin now iz a classic scene uv, as allwayz and
forever, uhz hip hipperz, Showin duh light uv truth 2
duh dumb ass peasantz and their, an our, nemisis duh pigz.


Whats happenin now is a classic scene of, as always and forever, us hip hippers, showin the light of truth two the dumbass peasents and their, and our, nemesis the pig.


Just thought I'd translate

 

HAIR.

 

Ahhh... Now I am enlightened.

 

not 2 long ago, ah cut mah HAIRz - but in mah mind, duh troo home uv HAIRz, it's still grovin long.

 

hu karz abot wutz in yur hed?
get hairz!
get it?

 

ah got HAIRz plenny on mah legs - wun, dat is. and mah hed has big HAIRz - reflex duh inside HAIRz in mah hed.

 

i actually cant understand a word you are saying jailmate..can anyone translate it into english?

 

U r whatz on AND in uhr hed.
Roundhedz R duh pigz lackeyz.

 

right cos that explains it sure... less of the z and stuff cos ur not making any fucking sense u twat

 

Don't call him a twat.
That's not kind.

 

hmm... i wanna push the "report bad post" thing on her post soooo bad........ should i push it nathan, eh eh??? should i? we cannot forgive this travesty...

 

I think perhaps you should.
The jailmatez will not stand for this.

 

y's! i shall then... okay, i'm gonna do it...

 

hmm... maybe then you will remember that not all of us understand your crappy little language wich mostly contains the words " duh" instead of the or any other stupid words you use. report me if you like,:$ you must be real offended, your all twats haha ooh the word twat dont cry babies! xxx

 

geez ellied they're just joking around

 

duh auh duh anserz lay in duh HAIRZ. u are wut u understand.

 

c wut u c.. lolz. duh auh duh ramen noodlez wit duh auh hairZ!!

 

HAHAHA
WEll fuck you too, missy.
I was joking.
FUCKING RELAX!
Goddamn.