Dumb shit you ate while high?

About a month back i made a wrap with a tortilla, some strips of steak, mexican cheese mix, parmesean cheese, lettuce, and some ham. Or at least that's what i think was in it, it was a while ago so i forgot. Anyway it was good for about the first 2-3 bites then i realized what i was eating and didn't eat the rest. The worst idea i've had ha ha!

So tell me your horror stories...

 

dude whenever I get high I always walk to the same gas station down the road and buy munchies, eyes red. And the clerk must know i'm high.

 

One time in class we were watching a movie and I thought this stuff was gum from big league...I couldnt see it or anything and when I ate it I started like coughing and shit in class, she turned the lights on and it was pencil shavings from the sharpener hahahhahhahahh sick shit.

 

stupidest thing iv eaten is straight bud
the covo was like this
"Hahaha duuuude"
"what man"
"what?"
"you where saying something"
"oh"
"..."
"duuude!"
"yeah man"
"lets eat a couple grams i bet we get fuuuuuucked"
"AWESOME!"

that shit fucked with my stomach bad

 

Damn sorry man, what a waste of greenery...

 

one time I had a Qp and had this really big nug that was like 4 grams. I put it in my mouth acting like I was gonna eat it and pulled it out and my freind grabbed it and I was like dude I dare you but everyone thought he put it back. Like 2 hrs later he was saying how it was kicking in and thats when I found out he ate 4 grams of my weed and I didnt even know lol

 

lmao
the lesson i learned that night was never eat straight bud
seriously waste of 35$, loss of getting high another night, stomach pains until you next sleep

 

well i havent eaten anything wierd yet.

but i do the same as the above.i go to the same store and buy my soda,cigs and munchies.the dude knows im baked.he can smell it.always asks if i enjoyed my special cigarette.

 

"special cigarette"... that's awesome!

 

yup. thats exactly what i do. LOL. i drive down to mobile, get a huge can of monster, a huge bag of chex mix, and i couple boxes of incense, and a pack of newports. The guy behind the counters always cool though, he's like, "you look like you need another bowl" then he tries to sell me one. LOL. I do need a new bong tho....

 

Me too! Same convenience store. I come up to the counter with like a slim jim, two candy bars, a pint of ice cream, a can of guava juice and some sour patch kids...I couldn't possibly look more high.

 

has anyone here actually eaten the chips munchies. sunchips, pretzels, cheetos, doritos. thats real lmunchies right there

 

munchies ranch is the bomb, ive made shit that smelled funky, so i just threw it away

 

I never eat dumb shit.. but I make the best fucking food in the world.

each time I have bannanas and ice cream I totally whip up some crazy ass bannana split with eggos on top, fruits, chocolate syrup, and cherie syrup.. aaahh, it's heaven!!

 

Well once I was waiting for this toastered chicken sandwich i was making and I was too hungry to wait the full 8 minutes so I started eating it until I realized I was basically eating chicken-flavoured ice.

 

omfg
this one time me and some buddys bought a half for a hardcore night
we ended up only smoking like 1/4th cuz only 2 ppl showed up
and all 4 of us went down to the store by my buddys house
it was the first time for one of my buddys
and we all go in i buy my shit we are getting ready to leave, go back out to the car
and we are like
fuckkkk
wheres ben?!
so we started looking for him
and he was inside chilling in the middle of an isle on his ass eating from a bag of chips

the person behind the counter let us go
and as we left we could see him cracking the fuck up

 

ground beef mixed with taco bell hot sauce, or a tortilla wrapped with cheese and bologna. bah...

 

haha one time at my friends house i really wanted a smoothie, but he had no ice or a blender. so i got out a cup, poured in some orange juice, some milk, yogurt, and some fruit chunks, it was so fuckin gross, but i was so stoned i drank all of it

 

Maybe making stuff with tortillas should be banded when your high ha ha. I should write on a piece of tape "do not eat when high, NO MATTER WHAT!" and then stick it on the tortillas...

 

uhhhh what don't i eat when i'm high?
i got high with my best friend a couple weeks ago and we made a huuuuuge batch of brownies and between the two of us we ate the entire pan..
i threw up four times that night and then passed out on the couch and woke up feeling so fucking terrible.
ill never eat brownies again i swear...unless they're special